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About Me

I hate cats.

Check out the videos on my video page (NEW) to see what kind of shit I do.

I don't like crooks. And even if I did like crooks, I wouldn't like crooks that were stool pigeons. And even if I did like crooks that were stool pigeons, I wouldn't like you.

I was living up in Maine for a while...but I'm back folks!

My Interests

George S. Patton.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Waits, Christopher Walken, Martin Scorsese, Bill Murray, Jack Nicholson, and Wynona Ryder...and I would only like to sleep with one of those six...take a guess. That's right: Jack Nicholson.

Music:

Tom Waits Leonard Cohen Neil Young The Rolling Stones The Clash Johnny Cash Otis Redding Etta James Sam Cooke Mission of Burma Television R.L Burnside Lee Hazelwood Johnny Ace Merle Haggard John Lee Hooker Aretha Franklin Howlin' Wolf Captain Beefheart Big Bill Broonzy Billy Idol Gang of Four Carl Perkins Billy Bragg Billy Holiday Black Star Charlie Patton Miles Davis Creedence David Bowie Ella Fitzgerald Elvis Costello Hank Williams Jimmy Reed Junior Wells Slick Rick Lee Perry Lightnin' Hopkins Mississippi John Hurt Fred McDowell Little Richard Toots and the Maytals The Police Public Enemy The Roots Run DMC The Talking Heads Son House Dave Van Ronk Songs: Ohia The Animals The Velvet Underground Wilson Pickett and many more...

Movies:

Groundhog's Day The Conversation Mean Streets The Passenger The Thin Man King of Comedy Stranger Than Paradise Down By Law Mystery Train Ghost Dog A Woman Under The Influence One Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest The Last Picture Show North By Northwest Seconds What's Eating Gilbert Grape The Big Lebowski The Godfather 1 & 2 Manhattan Annie Hall Pulp Fiction Cool Hand Luke Dancer In The Dark The Celebration 400 Blows Breathless Cinema Paradiso anything with Christopher Walken too many to list them all

Television:

ANIMATEDThe Simpsons The Family Guy Aqua Teen Hunger Force South Park

LARRY DAVID Seinfeld Curb Your Enthusiasm

MISC. COMEDY CENTRALThe Chapelle Show The Daily Show The Colbert Report

CABLE SERIESThe Soprano's Six Feet Under

GUILTY PLEASURE Law and Order (Original & CI) CSI (Miami, NYC, and Vegas)

Books:

Hemmingway, Salinger, Fitzgerald.

Heroes:

Joe Strummer, Tom Waits, Christopher Walken, Keith Richards, Bill Clinton, George Clinton.

My Blog

Private Profile

What the fuck is up with people who have their profiles set to private? Isn't this a social networking website? If I am looking for someone I haven't seen in years and years, how am I now supposed t...
Posted by Speak Like Me on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:38:00 PST

Remembering

Do you keep a journal? I always wished that I had, but even so, I've never been disciplined enough. There are a lot of things that I wish I had been taught by my parents while I was growing up. I t...
Posted by Speak Like Me on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:18:00 PST

Caesar Salad

God-damn-it. They have the ability to clone a sheep, but why is it that it is impossible for them to create a good Caesar Salad Dressing in a bottle? I mean really! You know the kind of Caesar Sala...
Posted by Speak Like Me on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:43:00 PST

Dorking Out...Big TIme.

I finally took the plunge and really dorked out tonight by pimping my myspace page. I often wonder why I even have this thing anymore, but what-do-ya-know...I actually customized it even! Hope you l...
Posted by Speak Like Me on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST

Shaved the beard

Sorry to dissappoint the fans, but I had to shave off my beard. First off, it was really annoying when I tried to sleep (like sleeping on a brillo pad). Second off, I was starting to fear for my wel...
Posted by Speak Like Me on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:10:00 PST

On Self Pitty

So I come home tonight to try to do a rush job and get my editing reel together. I came into it with the mindset that it doesn't matter how it looks, but just that I get my work out there. Well, I h...
Posted by Speak Like Me on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:11:00 PST

My Space is creepy!

Here I sit, bored...which is the only time I hit this place up. But I look around this My Space thing and never get un-bored from it. Plus! Does anyone else feel kind of creepy just being on this t...
Posted by Speak Like Me on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST