Annie1: i hate profiles
Annie2: this isn't a profile, it's an interview, interviews are rad
Annie1: not really
Annie2: dude, don't suck in this interview because then people will read it and be like oh she sucks
Annie1: so that means you suck
Annie2: right so you have to be not sucking
Annie1: i can't promise anything, you are kind of annoying me right now
Annie2: so what do you do?
Annie1: i am a writer
Annie2: oh that is pretty cool
Annie1: yeah i guess so but everytime anyone says they are a writer people are like oh so you are unemployed
Annie2: but we have a book coming out
Annie1: yeah it's called HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR WHATEVER
Annie2: why are you yelling at me
Annie1: i'm not yelling that is how people write book titles
Annie2: no they don't, they underline it or put it in italics or something
Annie1: i don't know how to italicize on the interweb
Annie2: are you stupid or something?
Annie1: dude, are you sucking? because we agreed not to suck because it makes me look bad
Annie2: anyway back to the book, when does it come out?
Annie1: April of 2007
Annie2: who's the publisher?
Annie1: HarperCollins
Annie2: oo that is fancy HarperCollins is like a real publisher, as in they publish real people
Annie1: i am a real person
Annie2: you know what i mean, it's not like you printed it out on your inkjet and then stapled all the pages together and called it a book
Annie1: right...ok so is that it?
Annie2: alright, i think that's enough
Annie1: ok fine then, it's the end. everyone go home
Annie2: no one's reading this
Annie1: good point, now we can talk shit about everyone
Annie2: hahaha
Annie1: dude are you laughing at your own joke?
Annie2: totally