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Timmy2Times

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I drink domestic beer, drive an American car and exercise my first amendment rights daily yet I'm called a pinko commie; God bless the US! I'm horrible at math, but enjoy playing with statistics. Like this: I'm one of the 30 million people in this country with Irish roots; One of the 7.4% of journalism graduates who find work at a newspaper; One of the 30% of people who can flare their nostrils; One of the 14% of people who eat the watermelon seeds; One of the 45% that pee in the ocean; One of the 4 out of 5 people who sings in the car; Im two of the more than 7,000 robbery victims in Manhattan in 2001. Now that you know so much about me leave a fucking comment so I know who you are and why you care.Online Status Icons
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Alf, Captain Crunch, someone to sponsor my future career in the demolition derby. aim= lipreportertb
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Cant Hardly Wait

Since I'm totally uninspired to write a real update (my muse must have taken a personal day), here's a list of top 10 reasons this summer is going to kick ass:  10. No more depending on...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 13:03:00 GMT

Googletastic

Watching the Henry Rollins Show last night and listening to his anti-blog rant, I suddenly got inspired to update this thing. He urged (aside from getting some fresh air), that we turn the Internet's ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:23:00 GMT

Local Man Seeks Greener Pastures

Finds "Other Side" Not That Much Greener By Patrick Kelton SYOSSET, N.Y., Jan. 28With little to no fanfare, local weekly newspaper reporter T------ B----- put in his resignation to the his employer...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 16:00:00 GMT

Wonder Mike of Sugarhill Gang and assorted crap

I apparently have slowed down on the concert reviews of late, sadly.  I gotsta pick up the pace dag nabbit. Hoobastank was my only show last month, not the best show but Halifax opened which was...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:45:00 GMT

Interview with Reverend Horton Heat

Here's some more fun stuff. Blog hits now in the thousands, hooray! Jim Heath is really cool, as you will read...my best interview to date: http://www.longislandpress.com/?cp=145&show=article& ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:09:00 GMT

Interview with Matt Groening

and other shameless self-promotion... excuse me as I toot my horn, but if you're a Simpsons fan you'll want to read this: http://www.longislandpress.com/?cp=145&show=article& a_id=9958 While I'...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:28:00 GMT

Murphy's Law is my life

Those of you who read my ramblings already know of my non-stop talk of entering a mountain bike race this summer. It's something I always wanted to do, blah, blah, blah... Summer ends this week. It wa...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 17:47:00 GMT

Best Thing Ever

Both my TV and my computer in my room broke. Now I'm forced to do something constructive with myself when I get home from work. You should all try this. Smash the idiot box, free yourself. I only wish...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 13:38:00 GMT

Road Trip!

Forecasters failed to mention that prior to that recent horrid heat wave there was a cosmic tsunami of bad karma that swept the land. And so when the defecation hits the ventilation, its time to use t...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 13:48:00 GMT

My Book

I had an interesting conversation the other day that I felt like sharing and elaborating on. Everyone has their "book" as to the meaning of shit when it comes to dating. They're all totally subjective...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 13:50:00 GMT