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Hey everyone, I love all sorts of sports, especially rugby league and the NBA. Always remember the top ten Zen teachings: 1. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you 2. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes 3. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments 4. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day 5. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire 6. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works 7. No one is listening until you fart 8. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time 9. Never test the depth of the water with both feet 10. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just buzz-off and leave me alone "If a man is after money, he's money mad; if he keeps it, he's a capitalist; if he spends it, he's a playboy; if he doesn't get it, he's a never-do-well; if he doesn't try to get it, he lacks ambition. If he gets it without working for it; he's a parasite; and if he accumulates it after a life time of hard work, people call him a fool who never got anything out of life."