Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. J. D. Salinger Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. Edgar Allan Poe They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. Andy Warhol There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. Nelson Mandela Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark Twain Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. Oscar Wilde Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love. Martin Luther King Jr. At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas. Aldous Huxley God is always on the side of the big battalions. Voltaire An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. Aldous Huxley Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Lily Tomlin