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jacqui.

wow! you're vagina looks like mine!

About Me


My name is Jacqueline, but most people call me JAC, Spratters, Ilsitin, Jac-Wa-Lin, Jac Mac or Sitcksy.
according to katey i like to find faults and destroy my happiness. and she would happen to know as happiness is katey shaped...
I live in g-town and once upon a time I went to Matthew Flinders where I made friendships that I am sure will last me a lifetime.
I've had more heartbreaks than relationships, this is probably due to my bad taste in males.
nothings better than a pash and dash
I love nights out on the town with the girls on the dance floor and the mornings after laughing about all of the previous nights events.
Emma-palooza and i are currently planning our great trip up north to help fulfill our crazy blonde lives! and anyone who says we cant do it? well ha! we are gonna prove you ALL wrong! You will see us browning our bodies and drinking our of plastic champagne glasses!
I have an 11 year old sister called LuLu who has a boyfriend and more money saved than me and she gets $10 pocket money a week.
I love listening to music and singing in my car. even when people are looking at me funny!
I love myspace especially for creeping. Dont say that you dont do it. We all know that everyone with myspace does!
I love my mum and can honestly say that i would die if she didnt kick my ass back into line everynow and then. I still resent the fact that she makes me do my own washing.
I love meeting new people and seeing how they can change my life, even if its in the smallest way possible.
I love playing hard to get, but hate boys that do! Its clearly a girls game!
Being tanned, getting a massage and a big warm snuggly hug.
When i'm 80 I want to look back on my life now and think "you had the world in your hands and you took every opportunity".
Potato cakes from eureka dog after a long drunken night out on the town are oh so delicious!
I get get extremely excited if i am lucky enough to be graced with a hug from jess as she hates hugging girls!
As a very wise friend of mine called Sarah Bach once said "life's a garden... dig it"
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My Interests

ok so i am not the kinda girl to get all deep and meaningful on the why doesnt he love me quotes but this thing is so so true! its kinda painful. so for anyone else who has an impossible dream i feel your pain!

I'd like to meet:

50 cent.
mischa barton.
ya mum.
tom williams.
john travolta.
oprah.
beyonce.
johnny knoxville.
sting.
whitney houston.
kate moss.
derek zoolander.

Music:

gangsta shit to get me pumped, mellow tunes for a sunday hangover, sad songs for a tragic breakup and poppy tunes for the drive to work...

Movies:

ZOOLANDER, the note book, beaches, the bodygaurd, the sweetest thing, hocus pocus, the wizard of oz, the village, team america, saw 2 (havent seen saw 1)...

Television:

greys anatomy, desperate housewives, the simpsons (especially on jac and t-mac's foxtel sundays), M*A*S*H (yeah i know i am a loser), neighbours and home and away should be banned from TV (sorry Kitty!), house...

Books:

long ones, funny ones, sad ones, serious ones, not si fi ones or horror ones...

Heroes:

- do not be offended if you arent in the hero's section straight away -
Loz "thats the one Jacqui's tapped with a kid!"
Herm "do you have a health care card?... borrow mine, it'll take a fair chunk out of it!"
Katey "i was just brought up differently to you guys"
Mensch "imagine if you had a hand hanging out of your fanny!"
Dohez "nice tit extensions"