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Brittney

The glove compartment is inaccurately named. And everybody knows it.

About Me

Hi. I'm Brittney. I'm kind of a nerd. I get drunk off three smirnoff watermelons. I like to dance, but do it badly. I sing every time I get into a car. I like to bowl but suck at that too. Im pretty good at writing my feelings or whatever is on my mind. I like deep conversations, and I can always make time to watch the sun set. I need coffee every morning. I can't go a month without pizza. In-n-Out is heaven on Earth. I wear little girls' underwear under my jeans. I recently dyed my hair. I thought it would be dark brown but its pretty much black. I suck at keeping money in my bank account. I love to go mini-golfing, and a trip to the zoo will always make me smile. My family comes first, thats why they are the top slots in my friend space. People who actually get offended for not being in the top 8 should NOT waste my time. I am drawn to people who make me laugh. I am a very goal-oriented and determined female. Don't fuck with my future plans or I'll punch you in the throat. I use a lot of sarcasm. I never call people back. I mope around sometimes. I want a Siberian Huskey one day. And on any given day of the week, you can bet I'll have something to complain about. Thats me in a nutshell.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

Im a pretty easy going person. I'm really into reading and doing scrapbooks/photo albums. I'm pretty much addicted to myspace. I like attending school (when I'm enrolled) and am always up for meeting new people. I like spending time with my family.
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to spend a day with Johnny Depp. I'd like to go to coffee with James Dean. And I'd like to play on the beach with ryan reynolds.My sweet nephew! He's almost a year old!

FRIENDS!
I have 171 friends.

jota

Koots

Little Cuz

Big Cuz

Santos Cuz

Koosh Ball Wars!

FRANKS AND BEANS!

No FUCKING way!

SLUT BUST!

Long Arms

JAJAJAJAJA!

I miss Spider Park!

YOUR ZIPPER'S DOWN!

This picture bothers me.

Scottie/Laurie

Naked Moonlight Dancer

Check them out!

Music:

Anything really. Right now Im on a Paramore trip. I also like the Unicorns, Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, From Autumn to Ashes, Bright Eyes, Boys Night Out, Go! Team, Spill Canvas, The Used, Panic! At the Disco, Amber Pacific, Saves the Day, Motion City Soundtrack, The Eagles, Live, South FM, Immortal Technique, Tegan and Sara, UB40, Bob Marley, Feetwood Mac, Smashing Pumpkins, Velvet Revolver, Guns N Roses, Oasis, Jimmy Eat World, Jet, Interpol, Arcade Fire, Radiohead, Coldplay, and lots more that I can't even think of right now.

Movies:

Comedies. I LIVE for comedies.

Television:

I'm a Degrassi whore. I watch the seasons on DVD. I like Who's Line is it Anyway. And I can always watch Conan. Recently, I became addicted to Lost.

Books:

I like everything in books as well. Here are some of my favorites: The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Please Don't Kill the Freshman, How I Paid My Way Through College, Hawaii, Harry Potter (yeah, I admit, I like it), anything by Billy Collins, Prep, The Fuck Up, and The Last of the Really Great Wangdoodles.

Heroes:

Well, I would have to say my wonderful cousin, Mr. Jeramy Ailes. Rest in peace buddy. (the both of ya's go sit down on the couch!)I would also like to thank the local heroes that are serving our country. These people include, but are not limited to: my sister Aimee Santos, Chris Johnson, Matthew Waters, Daniel Perry (currently recovering from injuries receved in Iraq), Bobby Ventura, Brentley Cassiday, Brooks Wilson, Philip (insert last name here), and all members of jeramy's platoon/31 Kilo Company (who just came home from their THIRD tour of duty). To you I owe a debt I can never repay. Thank you... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

I really don't know why.

I have no idea why, but I've been really emotional lately. For example, I was at work the other day, sitting alone in my office eating lunch, and I just broke down in tears. Totally wierd because I'd ...
Posted by Brittney on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:50:00 PST

Fall down drunk and Barfing out of cars

Yes. Here it is. The blog about my 21st birthday. (Although the REAL party is this weekend). But anywho lets begin.Well, my birthday began with an 8 hour shift at Mervs. Ho hum yes??? Not so much. It...
Posted by Brittney on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST

Its November. Woop dee fricken doo.

Its november. And anyone in my family will agree that November is a pretty hectic time for us all. Not only is like HALF my family celebrating birthdays in novemer (including me), but it seems like ev...
Posted by Brittney on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:45:00 PST

Ehh

Well, I was going to post one of my all-famous "rants" but I kinda lost my steam.basically it all boils down to my Landlady being a stupid fuck.Thats all there is really.But here's the story anyway. O...
Posted by Brittney on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:24:00 PST

Well I'll post a blog about it anyway

Here is the face of a true BITCH. If you are friends with her, you probably shouldnt be. Screw her. And watch this little slut delete her myspace like in a week. What a whore. http://profile.myspace.c...
Posted by Brittney on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST

Not who you think

Haha, I didnt realize that people were going to think I was talking about Kyle in my last blog. (its set to private so you cant read it, but the title i guess is misleading). Anywho, its not Kyle, th...
Posted by Brittney on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:05:00 PST

Back in the day

Do you ever sit in a public place and watch the kids around you?I do. I have the luxury of doing it at work through hidden cameras. And I also have the luxury of being called out to more than one "cod...
Posted by Brittney on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:46:00 PST

Cuz its a friday night and I'm on myspace

I officially have no life.   Body: Level 1(x) smoked a cigarette() smoked a cigar( ) smoked weed(x) kissed a member of the same sex(x) drank alcoholSO FAR: 3Level 2(x) are/been in love(x)been dum...
Posted by Brittney on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST

Guess i just miss her

Sometimes I feel so devastatingly lonely. It's like, I've been spoiled by being around Margot, Aurora, and especially Kyle all the time that when I spend more than a half an hour alone, I get so sad. ...
Posted by Brittney on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:22:00 PST

My god what have we done to you?

So after watching Braveheart the other day, I got to thinking. The human race is very very very cruel. To each other. And to animals. If you've seen Braveheart, you surely remember the part where Mel ...
Posted by Brittney on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:55:00 PST