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Dustin Evans

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About Me

There's not much to know about me. So here are some quotes from George Carlin's book "Napalm & Sill Putty." Most people with low self esteem have earned it. I never see in black twins what's the deal with that huh. I recently bought a book of free verse for twelve dollars. You can't argue with a good blow job. So far this is the oldest i've ever been. Next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full free democratic election. If it requires a uniform it's a worthless endeavor. People on a diet should have a salad dressing called 250 islands. I tried to give up heroin but my efforts were all in vein. I enjoy watching Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people. When you think about it 12:15pm is really 11:75am. An art theif is a man who takes pictures. We're not supposed to mention fucking in mixed company, but isn't that where it takes place. You live for about eighty or more years and the best things in life last for about six mintues or less. There are eleven teams in the big ten.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Look at the top of my page, and guess!
Birthday: 09/16/1985
Birthplace: Houston, Texas
Current Location: Oklahoma
Eye Color: Green, blue, yellow pick one!
Hair Color: Dark brown it's Jew thing
Height: 5'10" again it's Jew thing
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Isreal it's Jew thing
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: Kerptonite!!!!! Get it away from me please!!!!!
Your Fears: Deep water, Anal Raping
Your Perfect Pizza: My perfect pie is Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not going to Jail! So I want get anally raped
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who is the cute naked 12 year old beside me.
Your Best Physical Feature: Creepy looks
Your Bedtime: Last call
Your Most Missed Memory: Everyone I can't remember
&..39;Pepsi or Coke:' Diet Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sweeten Ice Tea who Cares
Chocolate or Vanilla: Gross
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No, no you don't me
Do you Swear: yes, I frequently tell people to ......"buzz off......" and ......"go jump in a lake......"
Do you Sing:
Do you Shower Daily: I can't remember
Do you want to go to College: I'm going to College
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: YES Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: Sick creepy way
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not really
Do you play an Instrument: Not really j/k Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on : Been on what!!!!!!!!! TELL ME!!!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No damn that sucks I wish I had!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: I have to get a girl first!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: !!!!!Hahaha YES Hahaha!!!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: By AA Members when I drink beer in front of them and laugh at them!
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Slow and painful j/k I don't want to die!!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't
What country would you most like to Visit: Isreal, Spain, France, Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: It doesn't matta
Height: Not taller then me
Weight: Don't care
Best Clothing Style:&..39;
Number of I have taken: Little boy's verginity??? over 1,000,000
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 13,459,198.12

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My Blog

Where My Jews At

If you are Jewish man, or woman hit me up. It's time to get the troops line'd up!!!
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:51:00 GMT

FUCK The Longhorns of Austin

Come on will the state of Texas have real football in two, or three years? NO!!!Come on Texas get over yourself Houston, Texans UT both suck ass!
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 22:37:00 GMT