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Dick Cheney

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About Me

I am the darkness that drives this country bitch! Piss me off and I'll cut you!

My Interests

I like to hunt and do vice-presidenting. Me and george play Halo 2 every saturday, we get all of our military strategies from there, we are currently working on a warthog jeep and a banshee for our troops. and we have bingo-jamborees every friday night in the oval office. I love going onto world of warcraft and levelling up my elves. I also spend time with my wonderful wife lynne when i'm not using my telekinetic powers to win new lands for our country. Me and condi love DDR every thursday night.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, 'cause he's fuckin awesome!

Music:

I love my fitty cent, shakira, gwen stefani, brittany spears, eminem, sean paul, p diddy, my chemical romance, I love it all. I feed off of musical energy

Movies:

Farenheit 9/11, Lilo and Stitch, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, The Vagina Monologues

Television:

Golden Girls, I love that Sophia

Books:

Harry Potter and the goosebumps series and lotr, they scare me. I currently have a subscription to The Advocate

Heroes:

All whole hearted republicans who hate the silly liberals who talk about "free rights for all" and "freedom of this and freedom of that" this is not a democracy, this is a cheerocracy.