To All Aviation Acadamy Alumni |
It is never too early to plan for senior citizenship ____________________________________________________________
"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test." E...
Posted by Please Add New Page!!!! on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST |
Morning Love Making |
Morning Love Making> >> >> >Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always> >so damn happy when you come to work every day?"> >> >Robert replied, "That's because I make love to...
Posted by Please Add New Page!!!! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:07:00 PST |
Maya Angelou on Clothing (DEEP) |
Maya Angelou on Clothing (DEEP)
You are in love with Tommy,Because his last name is Hilfiger,But behind closed doors, Tommy,Is calling you a nigger.
But you could care less,Because you have bee...
Posted by Please Add New Page!!!! on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:50:00 PST |
HOMOPHOBIA IS FOR LOSERS |
HOMOPHOBIA IS FOR LOSERS I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian...
Posted by Please Add New Page!!!! on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:03:00 PST |
spicy mustard |
.....it took a month an a half for my manager to figure out the whole dijon mustard thing....(but i spell mine dejon...but i know u all knew that) so one day she asks me r u reg. or spicy.....i t...
Posted by Please Add New Page!!!! on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 11:22:00 PST |
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." |
Life if you are STUPID
1. Recently, when I went to McDonald's, I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have hal...
Posted by Please Add New Page!!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
You know you're living in 2005 when... |
You know you're living in 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone number...
Posted by Please Add New Page!!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
50 questions about dejon |
50 Questions
Read my answers to learn more about me. Then erase my answers & put in your own. THEN REPOST As a Bulletin.
1. What is your name? De'Jon Timmons
2. What color underwear are you...
Posted by Please Add New Page!!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
mikey d's |
uummmmm....wouldn't u like some cold frys......i can make u some.....mc donnalds rule......and can make u fat.........i know.....for vall those who come to mikey d's at 12:45am and here "Sorry were cl...
Posted by Please Add New Page!!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
sleepy |
who would of knew that working two jobs wuold be so tiresum............
Posted by Please Add New Page!!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
