I collect shells from the beach and clean and polish them at home. I have hundreds of different species of shell, actually their not species their type, all available on E-bay and come with a Cretificate of authenticity. This is a meaningless trincket that will biodestruct after it's discarded.I also do a little stand up.
Jesus Christ or Steven Colbert it's a toss up. Although lately I've been thinking Bill Clinton would be cool. But only in a life changing sort of way.
Choad Effect, Recess, Tandamoro, any band a hot girl is into at the time.
The Aristocrats, The Comedians of Comedy, Jesus is Majic, Comedian, Zoolander, Dogma, The Big Lebowski, Napoleon Dynamite, Three Amigos, Blazing Saddles, The Boondock Saints, Swingers, Garden State, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Waiting...
Complete Savages, The Colbert Report, 24, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Huff, Weeds, Any HBO Show
Youth in Revolt, Holidays On Ice
Ron Lennard, Ryan Lennard, Hans Christian Anderson, the Producers of "Biodome", Jasper Oliver, and the kid from "Captian Planet" who's special power was heart.