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Just Sayin

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Let's see... About the only thing you need to know about me is... I don't have any skills... You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Soooooo... Yeah I'm kinda' screwed there.

Not only do I not have any skills... I don’t really have any hobbies or interests either... Well none, outside of hating most everyone and everything. So I’ve compiled a list of eleven things which I can try to pass off as hobbies or interests...

Staring at the sun. Removing the tags from mattresses at Mattress Giant. Re-arranging my sock drawer. Building dio-ramas out of shoe boxes. Collecting potato chips that resemble Catholic Popes and Ben Affleck. Staring at the sun... Some more. Reading cereal boxes. Standing really... Really still. Breathing. Crying silently to myself. Oh... And I like music.

So add me as a friend... It'll give me somethin' to do...

And now... A poem for my fans (especially La Fawnduh)
Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...

You can stalk me here - SiteInsights.com - A lil' Insight into my life...

My Blog

Pffffzzzzztttt! Oh shit!

The power just randomly went out. No thunderstorm& No tornado& No act of god. Just pffffzzzzt& And nothin'. I'm sitting here spilling my heart and soul across an electronic canvas when suddenly& In th...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:12:00 GMT

Do you ever wish you were handy?

Here is the thing, when it comes to anything computer related, I'm your guy. Are you having issues with your Windows system& I'm there for you. You say you need to install the latest firmware upgrades...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:48:00 GMT

Sunday used to be my favorite day of the week&

Another depressing loss& Another wasted Sunday. Rather than enjoy a beautiful sunny day I sat in front of the television watching& Waiting for a spark, a glimmer of hope, a hint of something better to...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:13:00 GMT

Upgrading to WordPress 2.3&

A few of you may have caught me with my proverbial pants down. If you've had any problems accessing the site over the past couple of days I apologize. I was upgrading my blogging platform to the lates...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:10:00 GMT

I believe this calls for an introduction...

The following snippet is from an actual conversation I had at the office this afternoon&
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Is your pet hard to get???

There are two types of people in this world& Cat people and dog people. Now you may have both animals& You may even love both of them equally, but you definitely fall into either one camp or the other...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:57:00 GMT

Does this mirror make me look fat?

You ever walk past a full length mirror and do a double take because the person looking back at you is about 20 pounds heavier than you? Well 20 pounds heavier than you think you are& I mean how is it...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:27:00 GMT

A butter knife is not a tool&

There are certain tools that you are expected to acquire during the course of your life& There is no hard and fast rule on this. You won't find this written down anywhere, no one will ever tell you th...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:43:00 GMT

Life is made up of choices&

Cindy had stayed awake far longer than I the night before& She was awake through the arguing& She was awake through the fighting& She was awake through the confession& And she was awake through the en...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 18:56:00 GMT

The windows go down and the volume goes up!

I was out getting lunch just now, and as usual there was absolutely nothing on the radio& Unfortunately unless you like to hear the same 6 songs in continuous rotation you can't really listen to the r...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:57:00 GMT