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*The Boring Stuff:
Name:: Mich
Age:: 21
Sex:: Yes Please!
Location:: Queens
Single or Taken:: Taken
*Favorites:
Movie:: Simply Irresistable
Color:: Black or Pink
Alcoholic Beverage:: None...Fine, Margheritas!
Type of Beer:: No beer
Disney Character:: Belle
Food:: Chicken, Pudding, Cookies
Television Show:: Everybody Loves Raymond
Place To Be:: Cuddling on the couch
Accessory:: Cell Phone
*Which Would You Rather:
Beach or River:: Beach, never been to a river tho...
Barefoot or Shoes:: Shoes! Do I look like Britney Spears?
Night or Day:: Night
Car or Truck:: Truck
Pink or Red:: Pink
Manicure or Pedicure:: Manicure
Beer or Liquor:: Do I have to choose? Liquor
Ride or Drive:: Depends who else would be driving
Chips Ohoy or Oreos:: Chips Ahoy
*Have You Ever:
Gotten In A Wreck:: Yeah
Punched Someone:: Yeah, Sorry!
Stayed Up All Night:: Yesterday
Smoked Weed:: Unfortunately
Bungee Jumped:: Not yet
Had Sex In An Odd Place:: Maybe
Fallen Asleep While Driving:: Nope
Been Out Of State:: Kinda, does Maine really count?
Flashed or Mooned Someone:: No
Gotten Arrested:: No
Broken A Bone:: No
*Relationship Wise:
Whats Your Type:: Don't have a type, but I like Italians
Single or Group Dates:: Single
Long Walk On The Beach or Crazy Night At The Bar:: Long walks on the beach
Major Hunk or Simple Cutie:: He would be both to me
What Do You Notice First:: His smile
*Finish The Sentence:
Right Now I Really Want A:: Job
Sometimes Im A Little To:: Stubborn
Rain Really Makes Me:: Wet
Thank God For:: People like him...
Maybe I Should:: Relax a little
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80 Things You Might Not Know About Me

Whats your middle name? Alaina
How big is your bed? Full
What are you listening to right now? Tiesto
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 6568
What was the last thing you ate? cookies
Last person you hugged? Steve
How is the weather right now? Sunny, cool
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Tommy
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? Smile
Favorite type of Food. Chicken
Do you want children? Yes
Do you drink? No
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? Nope
Hair color? Black
Eye colour? Brown
Do you wear contacts/glasses? No
Favorite holiday? Christmas
Favorite Season? Summer
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? Kinda
Last Movie you Watched? Wedding Crashers
What books are you reading? Text books, ugh!
Piercings? Belly button
Favorite Movie? Simply Irresistable
Favorite college football Team? What..'s football?
What were you doing before filling this out? Looking for a job
Any pets? My hamster died
Dogs or cats? No
Favorite Flower? Daffodils
Have you ever loved someone? Yes
Who would you like to see right now? Yes!
Have you ever fired a gun? Nope
Do you like to travel by plane? Never been on a plane
Right-handed or Left-handed? Right
If you could go to any place right now where would you go? Turks and Caicos
Are you missing someone? Terribly
Do you have a tattoo? No
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? Not up early enough
Are you hiding something from someone? No
ARE YOU 18? No
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? Sunset in Malba
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? Not nearly enough
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? What time is it?!
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? My cell phone
GRILLED OR FRIED? Either
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? My nationality
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? Omg!
FAVORITE HANGOUT? On the couch, watching movies, cuddling.
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? Love, my phone, & chicken
FAVORITE SONG? Now and Forever-Bryan Adams
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? The dark, and anything that comes out of it.
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? Giver
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Spink
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? Proably Jose or something like that...
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? Ling
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? My love
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? Anything where animals dance
WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? Nextel
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? Depends who..'s in the fire with me
Whats your favorite color? Black or pink
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? Memories
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? Marine Biologist
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? Smoke a cigarette
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt? Beige
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? If someone I love is safe
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101 ways 2 annoy people

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

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Things Women Say

1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine."
4. GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
5. LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
6. THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - She wants to talk about it. Don't say "okay" and change the subject. You're supposed to push the topic.
9. YOU'RE QUIET TODAY - She feels neglected. Pay more attention to her than to whatever else you may be doing. If you blow it off, she's most likely start another "NOTHING - FINE!" argument.
10. DON'T TOUCH ME - Don't touch her.
11. GO AWAY - She wants you to stay and apologize. This is usually said in the middle of tears. Don't get scared. Tell her you're sorry for being such a jerk (even if you think you didn't do anything)
12. CAN YOU DO THIS FOR ME PLEASE? - Do it or else.
13. WHATEVER - It's a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU

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