Metal up your fuckin ass!!! I dislike and disagree with every kind of religion, because if you think about it, its all pretty much man made, just like everything else that's tied into it, like the Bible, which is basically a big book of morals. Think about it...fear is control. I could elaborate more, but where would be the mystery in that? I like the symbology of Satanism, but only because its against the norm. I don't believe in either god or satan, they don't fuckin exist. Hevean and Hell...please. Most people long for a reason as to why they are here, and to them, I say who the fuck cares. We're here, alive and breathing, so take hold of the chance, and don't end up like others, the same song and dance. I mean, why ask why? If someone gives you a billion dollars for free, are you going to ask why? Fuck no! The same applies to life. Take advantage while you can fuckers, because there's no coming back. That's pretty much it, everything else about me is pretty self explanitory. I'm a guy, I'm pretty much easy to understand. So ask whatever you may want to ask, and I shall answer with as much sarcasm as possible. Don't have a question? Well I have a question to ask you. It's actually someone else's question, but fuck it, its funny. "What do atheists scream when they cum?"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joel Toledo
Birthday: April 18, 1985
Birthplace: West Covina
Current Location: Pomona
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mexican American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: My heel
Your Fears: Bugs, mainly spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not to have one
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sweetness!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shut up alarm
Your Best Physical Feature: Yeah right
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get home
Your Most Missed Memory: Jr. High
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper is the Master
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuck that, Carl's Jr.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both kick ass
Do you Smoke: Hell no
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: Of course
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Still am
Do you want to go to College: I am in college
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Of course I do, you go Joel!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Unfortunately
Do you think you are Attractive: Pfff, yeah right
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: They kick ass
Do you play an Instrument: I play the trumpet and the bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah, the white stuff...sugar
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope, good thing too, the mall sucks
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I hate sea food
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, all the time, with Metallica
In the past month have you been Dumped: Never been dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Of course
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Hell no, don't plan to either
Ever been called a Tease: Aw dude, you serious?
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Killing Spree!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be Joel
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't really matter
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Not taller than me
Weight: Doesn't really matter
Best Clothing Style: Rocker
Number of Drugs I have taken: A billion times zero
Number of CDs I own: 666
Number of Piercings: Zip
Number of Tattoos: Gonna get one soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: It doesn't matter, its in the past
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