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amyagogo

SNARK: it's what's for breakfast, bitches!

About Me

Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself. ~Oscar Wilde ***** "...don't lose your mind in the mince pie mix..." ~JT *****I live and breathe by sarcasm, i wish i could bottle it, i'd be a millionaire. Fake people or overly positive people amuse me to no end. I don't live and breathe by my cell phone, own an iPod, or give a rat's ass about the latest gadgets--some people find that odd--i just feel that technology is completely isolating people, and that really sucks. The fact that i'm on here amazes even me. Whatever happened to actually taking time to enjoy nature and the lifeforms around you?! Go camping, go for a drive, a walk, a day at the beach/lake/shore, just GO OUT! Life exists beyond your computer, blackberry, or cell...SURPRISE!!!

My Interests

The human psyche, goofiness, sarcasm, music, animals & training them--flyball & agility, family & friends, a great meal, lemons, great smiles & cute dimples, tulips, tattoos, water, drive-in theaters, the outdoors, camping, crabbing & fishing, style, travel, good grammar & spelling, manners, coconuts & anything that smells as such, bass guitars & cellos, new experiences, adventures and/or misadventures of any kind, learning something new every damn day, SUPERSOAKER WARS & NERF ARTILLERY!!! potatoes & cheese, why guys like beer & sports so much, classic Mustangs, spontaneity, driving/driving fast, creativity, useless & entertaining knowledge, general oddness

I'd like to meet:

"...you wish it til you get it..." ~VM *****People who can actually function without having to check their cell, PDA, or email every 5 seconds--I know, I have my work cut out for me on that one.

Music:

DURAN DURAN all the way, baby...WOO! While they are my boys, (and i still love you, Andy!) i love all kinds of music from all decades and genres

Movies:

Certified Netflix Addict...enough said.

Television:

Alias, Absolutely Fabulous, I Love Lucy, Queer As Folk, Oz, Prison Break (strangely addicted to prison shows, not sure what that means), Dexter, Nip/Tuck, Dogtown, Ugly Betty, Rescue Me, Sex & the City, Mythbusters, Big Love, Jeopardy, Six Feet Under, Weeds, LOST, Project Runway, Top Chef, CSI, Wire In the Blood...anything interesting and/or funny (although i am one of like 3 people on the planet who cannot stand The Family Guy *lol* sorry, don't hate me for it), DIY shows, British/BBC is a plus, PBS, Discovery, National Geographic, etc...

Books:

Give me mystery, forensics, creepy, crime-related, murder and mayhem--Ian Rankin, Patricia Cornwell, Jonathan Kellerman, stuff like that. Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk is fucking brilliantly twisted! (Thanks Rob!) Although CHOKE is right up there, too! Oscar Wilde rocks my socks off. My fave book of all time though is To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee...go figure ;)

Heroes:

My parents for being THE greatest examples of what love truly is. John Taylor & Simon LeBon, Patsy Stone & Edina Monsoon, Lucy Ricardo & Ethel Mertz

My Blog

I’m worth a million in prizes...

...but, honestly, if i wanted to play games, i'd be a fucking contestant on The Price Is Right...what the hell is the matter with people today?  And by people, i mean men... Maybe the more a...
Posted by amyagogo on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:08:00 PST

FINALLY!!! this chick is the dog's bollocks...

Good for you, Beth Ditto, for giving us curvy gals something to be proud of!  Yeah, i'm jumping on her bandwagon, kids, cos this world needs a serious boot up it's collective and elitist ass for ...
Posted by amyagogo on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:20:00 PST

Another sign of the Apocalypse...

I'm sitting here working, listening to my Pandora player on The Cure Station and it went from playing "Wailing Wall" by good ol Bob and company to "Current of Love" by David Hasselhoff.That is just SO...
Posted by amyagogo on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:47:00 PST

Those damn glittery gifs

What the fuck is up with those? Do people really, i mean REALLY, like those freakin things?  Maybe i just don't get the subtle charm of the scantily clad buxom gal bending over and wishing one "h...
Posted by amyagogo on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:00:00 PST

Am i the only one...

who is dumbfounded and disgusted by the number of people who do not eat with their mouths closed?  It's not that hard people...When did manners in general stop happening?  The human race is ...
Posted by amyagogo on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST

Lobotomies: Pros and Cons

How in THE hell is this my life?  Ever feel that way?  Oh i know you have...ugh...frustration, confusion, miscommunication, fill in the friggen blank--it's all there!  Jeez O Man!!!&nbs...
Posted by amyagogo on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:43:00 PST

God help me for admitting this...

...but i'm really digging that SexyBack song by Justin Timberlake. *blinks*Isn't this the sign of the apocalypse or something?...
Posted by amyagogo on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:20:00 PST

A-fookin-Men...

 "People don't change, they just find better ways of covering up their shit."~Henry Rollins
Posted by amyagogo on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:44:00 PST

Pisces Baby--stolen from the horrid bulletin...but dang it's true!

----------FEBRUARY BABY! -------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, s...
Posted by amyagogo on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:40:00 PST