A reminder to myself |
Don't allow self-doubt to deter you from reaching for the stars; you need only advance one careful step at a time to succeed
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:42:00 GMT |
I like |
watermelon and naps......yep
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:50:00 GMT |
51 and 52 |
Next Monday and Tuesday will be my 51 & 52 Duran show; I'm going to Texas and I can't wait!
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:05:00 GMT |
Things that made me laugh today |
My parents have a nice flat screen TV with an antenna that has aluminum foil around itMy mom calling text messaging Tex Mex-ing ;I'm still laughing and it's not the first time she's said it.Maddy and ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:21:00 GMT |
Week 8 |
There was a young man from LeedsWho swallowed a packet of seeds.Within an hourHis cock was in flower,And his balls were all covered with weeds.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:21:00 GMT |
I’ll be wearing some major shoulder pads! |
From Joan of Dark NRGThe other frustrating part of that game was a killer hit from a skater named Pogue Mahone while I was jamming for Naptown. She hit me to the outside, and I heard this sickening cr...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:35:00 GMT |
Week 7 Halloweenish |
There once was a vampire named MabelWhose periods were rather unstable.One night at full moon,She took out a spoonAnd drank herself under the table.
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:21:00 GMT |
Week 6 Derby Shout Out |
There is a team called the FemmesThey think they are all fucking gemsOn Saturday nightWe'll give them a fightAnd break them like they're stems.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:23:00 GMT |
Week 5 Bottoms Up |
There once was big fellow named TeenieWho spilled some gin on his weenieJust to be couthHe added vermouthThen slipped his girlfriend a martini
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:09:00 GMT |
Week 4 |
My favorite band Duranknows that I'm the number 1 fanI try to look hotbut apparently I'm notcause they pay more attention to my man
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:47:00 GMT |
