My name is Ryan and basically I am the shit. I roll around in 1 of 2 of my shitty cars bumping any G-Unit CD while staring the shit out of oncoming people. If they look at me too long, I throw a gang sign and scream profanity until they submit and continue on with their day. I am the guy that farts in a long line, pees on the seat and the toilet paper for that matter. I go to bars and hit on the ugliest piece of trash there. I start the yankees sucks chant even though I know nothing about baseball. I order water at restaurants and then leave a shitty tip. I lie to woman in order to sleep with them. I have no friends and don't even really want any. Like most people my age I am wreckless and angry for no reason at all. So I sit here on the internet and do what feels safe and can only hope they come up with a medication that will someday make me act like a normal human being. Actually I am the opposite of all this (except the farting in lines part). Or am I?????? Come and find out.......I dare you
