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Kerry

I am laughing at your love of tits. Poor things.

About Me


NOW THIS IS A FRIGGIN WEDDING DANCE!!!
PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME MESSAGES IF YOU DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH. EBONICS IS NOT A LANGUAGE AND I DONT SPEAK TO MORONS WHO DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH. & for the record, sending a girl an email that says "yo, whassup ma, lets talk" is only going to score you some "ignant" trashy chick with no standards...It is definitely not going to get a response from me. Well, it may get a response, but definitely not one you'd like.
I'm a really short chubby girl. Or "thick" as some call me...I am a repressed psycho crazy person, I love seafood (yummm crab legs), I work too much & I am trying to develop a "real life". On another note, I have a pretty messed up family, but then again who doesn't.... & lately I think I've reached the end of the internet. O BTW....I am extremely random & I have ADD when it comes to conversations. Please keep this in mind when I am not looking at you or I abruptly change the subject!!! LOL.
My Sloganized Name = Super Sweetness...
"A Day Without Kerry is Like a Day Without Sunshine."
Yeah, yeah you like that dont you? Don't lie.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

People who have their lives together. I'm sick of dealing with people who "need money" "need a ride" "need a place to crash". Frigging grow up people. Learn to manage money. Get a real job. Stop blaming anyone other than yourself. Sorry, that's my rant for the day..... Oh & I'd like to meet anyone who's not fake (two-faced), who has a real personality (vs someone who lies about their life), and who likes to bowl. Yes, I said bowling. I'm a dork, get over it.

Music:


You Are 60% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

Movies:


Television:



Your True Birth Month Is January (But real one is August)
Loyal
Social
Logical
Easily jealous
Loves children
Rather reserved
Highly attentive
Likes to criticize
Needs close friends
Ambitious and serious
Smart, neat and organized
Hardworking and productive
Loves to teach and be taught
Quiet unless excited or tensed
Sensitive and has deep thoughts
Knows how to make others happy
Searches for the greatest romance
Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses What's Your True Birth Month?

My Blog

I need your thoughts & prayers please.

My kitty, Kayla (whom I love very much even though ive only had her for a few months) is very sick. Her liver may be failing. She hasnt eaten in days & she's been at the vet for 3 days now. I'm ta...
Posted by Kerry on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:29:00 PST

2 things u need to know about me

I absolutely abhor being sick, but yet ive been sick for almost half of august.I am a fish life saver. One of my goldies almost died last night but the internet and some tlc on my part saved him! Go m...
Posted by Kerry on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:06:00 PST

the end is in sight for me....

For those of you who know me personally, and really know me....I'm getting my dental work done in less than a month. Finally. I know I've been a pretty bad friend for a few, but it's because I'm busti...
Posted by Kerry on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:29:00 PST

servers probably dont want to read this....

Please, for those of you who I know will enjoy, read.----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------1. Don't ask me for your check, then wait till I run to a computer, and then all the way back t...
Posted by Kerry on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

funny questions....

Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic? What shape is the sky? If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do? If love is blind, how can we believe in love a...
Posted by Kerry on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:39:00 PST

would you?

So i was wondering if I typed this out if somehow it'd make more sense. Probably not, but here goes. If after only a few weeks of dating someone, just being in his house gets you tossed to the ground,...
Posted by Kerry on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:07:00 PST

owww. wisdoms

I am getting my wisdoms ripped out today (well Friday at 8:45am) & I will be going under, instead of just shot up w/ novicaine. Soooo hope everything goes ok, cross some fingers or something for m...
Posted by Kerry on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST

ahhh...family woes.

Only my family members would use an acct on myspace.com to look at my profile to see whats going on in my life. Last time I checked, I was a 23 year old, not 13. For this reason, I am now making ...
Posted by Kerry on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 07:22:00 PST

sockies!

OK. To know me is to love me or so I'm told. I was just wonderin if anyone else out there has a sock fetish like I do. Seriously, if I won the lottery, or were just better off financially, I'd buy a n...
Posted by Kerry on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:52:00 PST

the scariest shit ive ever read......

Birthday ColorsWhat color are you, according to your birth date? August 5th - August 13th = Blue BLUE = You have low self-esteem and are very picky. You are creative and like to fall in love, bu...
Posted by Kerry on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 01:51:00 PST