People call me Joe Dan; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Im Dizzelicious
Birthday: Aug 18th
Birthplace: Pheonix
Current Location: Are you tryin to be a stalker? Cause that would be cool!
Eye Color: Greenish Brown
Hair Color: Shaved Blonde
Height: 6'3 255lbs WOOT!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both of them muh lady!
Your Heritage: Cracka
The Shoes You Wore Today: ENTIES
Your Weakness: Who has that crap?
Your Fears: Not being able to finish my steak
Your Perfect Pizza: A big one!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 11's
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: How cool is that!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Giggity
Your Best Physical Feature: Chest
Your Bedtime: When i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Last steak i had
Pepsi or Coke: Coke mixes great!
MacDonalds or Burger King: The king has great commercials
Single or Group Dates: Fantastic!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long island style
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate mixes well with milk!
Cappuccino or Coffee: blah
Do you Smoke: Cigar once in awhile makes life go round
Do you Swear: Comedy?
Do you Sing: Im the best
Do you Shower Daily: When ever i get back from my run
Have you Been in Love: With lamp
Do you want to go to College: Been there
Do you want to get Married: Somday
Do you think you are Attractive: Like a beast!
Are you a Health Freak: I eat constantly
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: We dont believe in that stuff where i live
Do you play an Instrument: Im a profesional
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Lol
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Negative
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: They come in bags!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ooooh yea
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Sure havent
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Went swimming in fuckin cold water!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Lol
Ever been Drunk: Countless times
Ever been called a Tease: Im easy
Ever been Beaten up: You should have seen the other guy though
Ever Shoplifted: Dont get in trouble if you dont get caught :)
How do you want to Die: Going over 200 mph
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Cool
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Brunettes = WOOT!
Short or Long Hair: Doesnt matter
Height: Doesnt matter
Weight: Fuck if i know
Best Clothing Style: Fun times
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Who knows
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: Not yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Whelp, see ya later!
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