Chad: Virtuoso Cunnilinguist

About Me

I'm Chad!!

I got to Clark University. I'm a rocker. I rock out. And I'm a sarcastic asshole.

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Bad people:
Yankees fans Zombie Republicans Zombies in general
I LOVE to cuddle. Yes, I am an absolute cuddle whore.
So, eh, yeah. I'm cool. Anything else you wish to know, just ask. I'm open like that.
My IM: Pony Wong 6850

My Interests

Music, baseball, football, video games, computers, movies, TV, Simpsons, Cooking, Rugby, swimming, scuba diving, snorkeling, and lying to girls.

I'd like to meet:

Walken!Smart, funny people. People that can hold a conversations. Non-shallow people. Girls, of course. I am a single guy, after all. So, yeah. Just don't be a stupid ass and have something interesting to say. And we'll be pals!

Music:

Deftones, Pantera, Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue, Tool, Andrew WK, Glassjaw, FAR, Will Haven, Adam Sandler, Every Time I Die, Mindless Self Indulgence, System of a Down, In Loving Memory, Bleed For The Answer, Stone Temple Pilots, Reveille, Jimi Hendrix, Wrestling themes, old PM5K, 7th Rail Crew, (hed) PE, Bad Religion, White Zombie, Rage, Beastie Boys, Relative Ash, Fear Factory, Sevendust, Soulfly, Sepultura, Killswitch Engage, The Used, .hopesfall., 36 Crazyfists, Refused, Factory 81, Poison The Well, Zao, Stutterfly, From Autumn to Ashes, On Broken Wings, Casey Jones, Evergreen Terrace, NDX, Taproot, Stephan Lynch, Jay Z, NWA, Snoop, Spice Girls, Kelly Clarkson, Weezer, Mostly harder music, but I do have some Britney lying around!

Movies:

Star Wars, Dumb and Dumber, Grindhouse, Suicide Kings, Scarface, Monty Python's Quest For The Holy Grail, Dirty Work, Mallrats, Natural Born Killers, Serenity, Swingers, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, Happiness, Ace Ventura, Wedding Crashers, Land Before Time, bunch more.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Sealab, Harvey Birdman, Venture Bros., Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Conan, Married...With Children, The OC, 24, Lost, House, Discovery, History Channel, FMA, FOOLY COOLY (accompanied by the drinking game), ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, Prisonbreak, 90's X-Men and Spiderman, Celeb. Poker Showdown, Around The Horn, Good Eats, 30 Minute Meals (Rachel Ray is an alcoholic), Cops, Boston Public, ECW.

Books:

1984, Animal Farm, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

Theo Epstien
Ted Williams, Axl Rose, Slash, Bill Gates, Dan Marino, ANDREW WK, myself, Starscream, Donatello, and Alucard

My Blog

OMG, THIS FRIDAYYZZZ and Saturday

Friday, around 8 or whenever, get your ass over to my house and party. Fire, swimming, debauchery. Bring anything you want, food, drinks, etc. Plenty places to crash, bring a sleeping bag if y...
Posted by Chad: Virtuoso Cunnilinguist on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:15:00 PST

In a blah mood

Kind of in a small rut today. In need of some serious cuddling.Not sure why, but being single in the summer annoys the shit out of me. Everytime I go outside at night and look at the stars, it gets me...
Posted by Chad: Virtuoso Cunnilinguist on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

A bevy of useless information, I assure you.

If you read all of these, I'll be impressed.SAD SECTI0N_____01. Have you ever really cried your heart out ?No, it still beats.02. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?Sure.03. Have you ever cried on ...
Posted by Chad: Virtuoso Cunnilinguist on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:31:00 PST

Red Sox on the 28th. Additional info

Alright, so Red Sox on May 28th. Should have a few tickets available for people, but do let me know if you want to come. $35 for the bleachers. If you're of-age, there's a little pre-game party at Bos...
Posted by Chad: Virtuoso Cunnilinguist on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:50:00 PST

It's that time again

1. What are your initials?CBC2. What is your favorite thing to wear?Your mom3. Last thing you ate?Oatmeal5. I say Shotgun, you say...Nigger6. Last person you hugged?My mom?7. Does anyone you know wann...
Posted by Chad: Virtuoso Cunnilinguist on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:57:00 PST

4:41 AM funtimes

The Dirty 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself.1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?Never, actually.2. What were you doing this morning at 1am?Playing video games3. What were you doing 15...
Posted by Chad: Virtuoso Cunnilinguist on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

Shut your fuckin' face, fuck!

.. roundbox top -->Curll, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > .. roundbox bot...
Posted by Chad: Virtuoso Cunnilinguist on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST

Crayons are like bullets

BLUE IS LOVE ?1. Do you love someone? Lots of people! Just not you. Or you.2. Do you believe in love at first sight? Big tits and nice asses. Or a girl in glasses.3. Do you believe in Love? Of course ...
Posted by Chad: Virtuoso Cunnilinguist on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST

Mars Global Survey. Ha!

1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?Yes2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?Lefty.3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?Beef, yo.4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke...
Posted by Chad: Virtuoso Cunnilinguist on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:37:00 PST

First injury sustained

I have a large red scrape on my chest and a bit on my chin. I guess diving into three feet of ocean isn't as fun as I'd imagine. Fuck. Honestly, who puts earth that close under water? As...
Posted by Chad: Virtuoso Cunnilinguist on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:31:00 PST