Member Since: 7/8/2006
Band Website: www.red-thirteen.co.uk
Band Members:
Jon Kynslay - Vocals
Pablo Diablo - Guitar
Big Red Pete - Drums
Christopher D - Bass
Influences:
We are a badass ‘hard-rockin’ band from Medway in Kent. We have a plan to revive rock from it’s ‘skirt wearing’ defunct ways... And put the trousers back on it!!!
The Elements...
We rumble like thunder on the solid beats of our drummer- 'Big Red' Pete. We will rock your asses and rip your face off with our ‘evil riffage’ courtesy of the one, the only, Pablo 'Hendrix ain't got shit on me' Diablo. Waves will part and concrete will tumble under the rythmic pulses of bass-man Chris D. .....and finally, where would a band be without a beer fuelled bastard singing his heart out in a way that would make a million bluesmen proud???... That’s what you get from Jon-Lee Kynslay.
Our Sound...
Imagine kidnapping Nuno Bettencourt, Iron Maiden, AC/DC The Chilli Peppers, Skid Row and G.W.A.R... Stuffing them in a room together with a bunch of instruments, pointing a gun at their heads and telling them to write the greatest album ever?!!... The end product STILL wouldn't be anywhere near as good as we are... But it's the closest you're gonna get.
The Plan...
We plan to make women scream our names, men scream our lyrics and everyone in between have a damn good time! We want to get so big that we don't just play gigs in football stadiums... We get them named after us! Oh… And making a shit-load of cash in between wouldn't hurt either!
In Conclusion...
Giving us a development deal would be the smartest thing you could ever do! Giving us a gig would be a good second, giving us an army of trained robot monkeys would be beyond heaven. So... Hire us, pay us, then get down on your knees and worship us!
Record Label: Unsigned