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THIS IS ME AND MY HOMETOWN!
1) You think it’s strange when anyone says they are eating a hotdog or hamburger and they don’t specify that it’s with a bun.
2) You think it’s strange when someone asks you if you know a John who went to high school with you and expects you to know exactly who he is.
3) You’re considered weird if you come to school on St Patrick’s Day.
4) You know The Fight Song by heart, and you aren't even in band.
5) You see 20 people you know outside Taco Bell.
6) You couldn't wait for the day you finally got mustang privilege.
7) You never know one of our sports teams is good/ or that we even had that team unless they make it to states.
8) You call it “the Ville.”
9) You know exactly what a boone is, and where the road is…even though it isn’t in Strongsville.
10) You realize that Strongsville can write a dictionary composed of mainly made-up words that only we know what they mean.
11) You have a good day because the morning announcement opener was good.
12) You’ve only attended two or if any girls soccer games but, still brag about how good they are.
13) On Friday nights you WILL be at the football game.
14) You think Mr. Sika is the craziest sub ever and know all of his jokes inside and out.
15) IDs ruined your life.
16) You know Mr. Sims as Harvey.
17) You hear Brunswick and cringe.
18) Start your tractors was your favorite chant.
19) You think it’s weird to imagine someone walking freely through a hallway with out being shoulder to shoulder.
20) You know EXACTLY who Steve Bradigan is.
21) You have ever had to bear the blistering cold walk from the upper parking lot to the school.
22) You’re glad you’re a snob instead of a hick.
23) You think its strange that Medina believes they have a rivalry with us because clearly they are NO competition
24) You remember rocking at the rec, D.A.R.E. dances, and going to the skate station.
25) You know Numa Numa and all the words even though it’s in a different language.
26) You thought it was hilarious that they made school optional on 4/20 because of gun threats.
27) You started a rumor.
28) You always go to Middleburg heights for the movies.
29) You secretly thought mustang express was cool.
30) When you sat at commencement, you had never seen half the people who walked across the stage.
31) You knew you were cool if you stood in front of the tall lockers in the main hallway.
32) You couldn’t wait to leave, but can’t wait to go back.
33) Your prom dress was about 5 ft wide at the feet.
34) You prayed for a spot in the lower lot.
35) You realize you never need to leave the city because everything you need is in Strongsville.
36) As long as there is no snow on the ground flip flops are fair game.
37) Everyday you say how much you hate Strongsville, but as soon as anyone bad mouths it you are the first to defend it.
38) You have no clue why ziggy is on the water tower.
39) You know who Bud Martin is and think he is the best principle ever.
40) You know who Walter Ehrnfelt is
41) You have no clue who the new mayor is
42) If you went to Strongsville high school in 2004, you remember the skirt massacre.
43) You dress up every year for Halloween in high school and if you didn’t people thought you were a freshman.
44) You leave for school 20 mins early to avoid a 20 min dead stopped traffic wait on lunn road
45) You thought that Strongsville/Brunswick rivalry is the biggest in Ohio, better yet, the Nation
46) Every weekend when someone asks you “what’s going on”, you respond with “nothing, it’s Strongsville what do u expect?”
47) You worked at southpark mall.
48) You know we have one of the best bands in Ohio but you never catch yourself bragging about them.
49) You remember when the mustang spirit shop was in the high school.
50) Bosco sticks = best lunch/day ever
51) You know the cheer “green and white lets fight” and “yi yi yi yi yi” by heart.
52) You will bleed green until the day you die.
53) You secretly wanted to go to OU because their colors are green and white.
54) You laughed when you watched underclassmen walking to the school from Wendy’s.
55) You remember when every guy you knew dyed his hair bleach blonde.
56) You made a shirt for the football/basketball games.
57) You remember the old city library and the stuffed wolf that scared the shit out of you.
58) You have been to the old rec center at some point in your life, and forgot it even existed after the new one was built.
59) You played on a summer baseball, softball, swim league, or soccer team when you were younger.
60) You know exactly what taliak field is and had many fond memories there.
61) You know exactly what house has all the lawn ordainments outside on Lunn road and always wanted to steal a few.
62) You remember Deca cookies
63) You know exactly who officer Don is.
64) The carnival was the place to be in the summer.
65) Most of your wardrobe consisted of Abercrombie/Hollister.
66) You shop at Marcs.
67) You secretly love Strongsville
68) On the weekends if there was nothing to do you always went to Applebee’s.
69) Everytime you went to chipotle you were guarenteed to see someone you know.
70) The cheerleaders echo the crowd at football games, instead of vice versa.
71) You know your from strongsville if you've peed in the taco bell parking lot.
72) You had no problem if you spent your entire night in the boones.
73) You've been mean-mugged by Popsicle Pam for no particular reason.
74) Seeing 16 year old kids driving $40,000 cars is nothing new.
75) You truly believe Mr. Tumino is the sexiest man alive.*
76) You've been a victim of the SPD's "Unnecessary Back-up Requests"
77) You've witnessed 75% of the trees in the city cut down for tanning salons and strip plazas.
78) You wish the city would go back to the way it was before the mall was built, when people were actually somewhat polite.
79) You need two hands to count the number of mini-vans on your street alone.
80) You get a job strictly to find out where more parties are in other cities because we all know we don’t need the money that is what mommy and daddy are for.
81) If you never have used the bathrooms at SHS because it is just plain disgusting.
82) If you have ever had to drive though nine inches of snow because school was not cancelled.
83) You have been surrounded by 10 cop cars because you were out past curfew or for some other stupid reason.
84) You brag about how Pat Catan lived in Strongsville.
85) You go to Pat Catan’s for any sort of crafts you might need.
86) You went to the football games shitfaced or got annoyed by the people who showed up to the game shitfaced.
87) If you bought two huggies at lunch, one to drink and one to throw at the hackey sackers in the courtyard.
88) If you know what “rippin a gig” means.
89) If the only school bathroom you use to take a shit are the ones called “paradise” down by the athletic office.
90) You didn't go to "high school" you went to school high.
91) You see someone pulled over and don’t try to see who it is because you’re just glad there is one less pig on the road.
92) Chances are you have been pulled over wasted, high, or both and gotten away with it.
93) It’s not a ville party till the 5-0 roll.
94) You have stolen something from the cafeteria during your high school career.
95) You have been back to the high school just to rip a gig and blow the smoke in Mr. Miller’s face.
96) You had to pay for damages done to your cabin after prom.
97) You dipped out after 3rd period to play pong.
98) You skipped track pratice to get drunk, then got a ride back to school to write down how many miles you ran.
99) You got pulled over by a pig and suddenly 4 other pigs show up to just give you a ticket.
100) You say The Mad Cactus is in the ghetto.
101) One name Jeff Davis…last I heard he was going to jail for 10 years.
102) You know Zack Cooper and Adam Libbytipton.
103) You bought beer and gigs while you were underage from Nas or his gas station.
104) u remember jeff cutwright and his downright ugly ass mullet"
105) and youve been to a party a "The Rolfs"
106) Beer Pong is the Strongsville Sport
107) If you have a click/group of friends.. and theyve alll slept with eachother
108) you know at least five girls who got pregnant before senior year
109)the majority of guys you went to sville with joined the military