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Olin Watkins is IN love with Katelyn Ann Morris and she is the source of all his strenght.Olin Watkins is so fast he can run around the Earth and punch himself in the back of the head.Olin Watkins doesnt get frostbite he bites frost.Olin Watkins doesnt look at a clock for time, he decides what time it is.If you want a list of Olin Watkins' enemies, check the endangered species list.Olin Watkins doesnt read books he stares them down until he gets the information he needs.Olin Watkins' tears cure cancer too bad he has never cried.When Olin Watkins does push-ups he doesnt push himself up he pushes the earth down.When the boogey man goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Olin Watkins.Olin Watkins is the reason Waldo is hiding.Olin Watkins' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.Olin Watkins can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.Olin Watkins gave Mona Lisa that smile.Olin Watkins can slam a revoloving door.Olin Watkins once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.When Olin Watkins falls in water he doesnt get wet the water get Olin Watkins.Olin Watkins CAN believe its not butter.Olin Watkins is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.Olin Watkins did in fact build Rome in a day.Olin Watkins does not stub his toe. He accidentally destroys chairs,bedframes, and sidewalks.Olin Watkins can unscramble an egg. Olin Watkins doesnt sleep he waits. Olin Watkins cloggs the toilet when he pisses. Olin Watkins' cowboy boots are made from real cowboy. If Olin Watkins is running late time better slow down. Olin Watkins doesnt go hunting he goes killing.Olin Watkins sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid. Olin Watkins visited the Virgin Islands now there just islands. Olin Watkins doesnt tea-bag he potatoe-sacks. For Olin Watkins the quickest way to a man's heart is with his fist. Olin Watkins lost his virginity before his dad did. If at first you dont succeed then you obviously are not Olin Watkins. Olin Watkins isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like Olin Watkins. Olin Watkins can eat a rubix cube and poop it solved. *NEW*Olin Watkins' dog is trained to pick up it own poop because Olin Watkins dont take shit from anyone. What was goin thru the minds of Olin Watkins' victims before they died? his shoe. Olin Watkins is the only person who can kick you in the back of the face. If you spell Olin Watkins in scrabble, you win.Forever. In an average living room there are 1242 objects Olin Watkins can use to kill you,including the room itself. There are no steroids in baseball only players Olin Watkins breathed on. Some kids piss there name into snow,Olin Watkins can piss his name into concrete. Olin Watkins' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because nobody fools Olin Watkins. Olin Watkins can speak braile. Giraffes were created when Olin Watkins uppercut a horse. Superman owns a pair of Olin Watkins pajamas. Olin Watkins can kill 2 stones with 1 bird. Once while having sex in a tractor trailer part of Olin Watkins' sperm escaped into the engine we now know this truck as Optimus Prime. Olin Watkins can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Olin Watkins actually died 10yrs ago but the grim reaper cant get up enough courage to tell him. Death once had a near Olin Watkins experience. Olin Watkins can strangle you with a cordless phone. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way Olin Watkins can touch this. Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat because she was saving it for Olin Watkins. CHUCK NORRIS IS A FAKE AND OLIN WATKINS IS FO RIZZLE!