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Steven Craig

"You bet your sweet bippy!"

About Me

I was born in the 1970's, and my birth was chronicled in the bestselling book "Rosemary's Baby." I went on to live in Southern Illinois where I learned the art of candle making, and how to appreciate gravy. I spent some time in North Dakota, where I was perenially cold, lonely, and most of all, horny. I then moved to Southern California to thaw.

RANDOM FACT:
Ann-Margret owes me a favor!

My Interests

Hypnotism, Ghost Hunting, reading the Nutrition Facts labels.

I'd like to meet:

Yes. Not the band. I thought you were asking if I'd like to meet. The answer is yes. Unless you're the band. Then the answer to Yes, is No.

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Music:

Always.
Just that song by Atlantic Starr, 24/7, baby.

Movies:

Zombie Movies (You can blame "Thriller" for that!), then whatever Netflix decides to send me next. Usually comedies, documentaries, and, when I'm legally obligated, the Ashley Judd/Morgan Freeman Collection.

Television:

Healthy Appetite with Ellie Krieger (I can watch that woman cook for hours!), So You Think You Can Dance (I don't, but the show is a guilty pleasure), The Colbert Report (Stephen rocks), Life on the D-List (I love Kathy), Intervention (watch them bolt when confronted with the intervention. It's great TV!), How I Met Your Mother (best new sitcom in a long time), American Idol (where else are you going to see Manilow, Queen, and Kenny Rogers, all in the scope of 3 weeks? Well, other than Vegas.)
All time faves include On the Television, SCTV and Strangers With Candy!

Books:

Right now I'm reading "Yoga for Depression - A Compassionate Guide to Relieve Suffering Through Yoga," by Amy Weintraub. I don't think she'd have the energy to write this book if she didn't have meds. I need mine just to try to read it!

I'm also reading the latest "Fearless Flyer" from Trader Joe's. But not all in one sitting, of course.

Heroes:

I'm supposed to say "The brave men and women of our Armed Forces." And while this is true, it's especially true when they're naked. And in my living room, naked.

My Blog

’67 Pontiac Firebird

I was at Seven Clans Casino last night and doing well, when I hear my number called over the loudspeaker.  Once gathered like children, we each had to roll dice.  I had to be either a 6 or 7...
Posted by Steven Craig on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 08:44:00 PST

Ambien Dialing Warning

My close friends know that in past months, I have been guilty of "drunk dialing" (or in my case, the insomnia drug equivalent) and as such have vowed to go to bed once I take my sleeping pills for the...
Posted by Steven Craig on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:51:00 PST

Extremely Stupid People

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4160/saturday-night-live... One of my all time favorite Gilda moments. I don't know which is better - seeing Candice go from scene partner to spectator or Gilda's g...
Posted by Steven Craig on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:04:00 PST

Mushu 1997-2007

After battling a long illness, our cat Mushu had to be put to sleep this morning.We weren't allowed to have indoor pets in my house growing up, and I always found it curious how other people could get...
Posted by Steven Craig on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:12:00 PST

Deep Thoughts By Jack Handey

I love these:Deep Thoughts ArchiveIdeas for Paintings...
Posted by Steven Craig on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:14:00 PST