Sarah

I really hate getting behind people in line buying lottery tickets in 7-11...they take forever when I just wanna pay for my Cherry Coke!! CoinStar machines are the coolest thing ever, but not better than big earrings and hot purses-- hot like Paris Hilton hot, not stolen HOT. I would love a little tiny doggy but have no time for trips to the vet or their incessant yapping. 50 cent drafts at Brocks are the best, however I trip up/down that GD ramp EVERY TIME. They need to fix that. I feel like saying "I told you so" when people get their significant others' names tattoed on their bodies and then they break up. I also really hate when deodorant discolors the armpits of white shirts... so if anyone has any Hints from Heloise to fix that, let me know! I am such a neat freak, if I weren't a nurse, I would be a Merry Maid. I find it hard not to get out people's vaccuum cleaners and some Pine Sol if I visit there pads and they are in need of some disinfecting. I'm not quite as bad as that Danny Tanner from Full House though, what a nerd that guy was! My 9th grade World History teacher looked exactly like him at Courtland High. I never act shitty to waiters/waitresses no matter how poor a job they do or I'm convinced they will spit in your food...one very large reason why I refuse to go to dinner with my mom b/c she sends everything back to the kitchen. I like white down covers. I also like the stripes on the carpet from a fresh vaccuum job. I love the smell of isopropyl alcohol-- another reason I'm a nurse. I will never get a pedicure b/c I'm too ticklish and I'm convinced that methicillin resistant staphylococcus aureas lives in those whirlpools. If you have ugly, fungus covered toenails, please put on some socks and bypass the flip-flop aisle at Wally World. If you've known me for a long time, PLEASE DEAR GOD throw away pictures of me from Middle School and even High School, too. I bite my fingernails--yes I know that's gross. If your pants are so tight that you can see cellulite through the fabric, please get a bigger size... i know I have!