Dusty bottoms and the infinite sadness: A poem |
Bum, do ba da da da,
Bum, do ba da da da,
I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day.
Bum, do ba da da da,
Bum, do ba da da da,
When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May
Bum, do ba da da da,
Bum, do b...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:58:00 GMT |
Back in the tub |
Some have asked when I will begin tubbing again and I feel obligated to tell you all the truth. I've been getting back into the tub for the past month or so, but didn't want to tell anyone until i go...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 19:43:00 GMT |
Spittin' lyrics for the ladies |
A rap for the lovers:
Watch yo back, cus' that's where i attack,
There's only one way, so keep yo hands on the sack
Stretch it out, uh!, stretch out that nutsack.
Wrap it around your head and wut, kee...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:37:00 GMT |
Oh da joi!! |
Chips ahoy! to everyone,Life is better now that i'm staying busy with a neato at home job. As you all know, i lost my job as a pretzel bender about a week ago and was in a really bad place after my pu...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 20:47:00 GMT |
Back to my old ways |
I'm at one of those forks in a road man, i really dont know what to do with my life. Here's the problem:I just got a job offer from this new band, "paint-a-saurus rex and ghost pimp five," (they're i...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 20:59:00 GMT |
Soiled and sunburned |
Got back from Spring Break today, CABO WHEEEEEEEEE!!!. First day back to the office and I had three tubs to soil, IN 8 FRIGGIN' HOURS no less. Bossman said no overtime. I really need to pick up my poo...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 19:45:00 GMT |
Who wants to hit the showers? |
Ok, who's played this game:Some guy, let's call him Freddie Prinze Jr., sticks his dork in a meat grinder while the gears are spinning and then pulls it out and sticks it in the ear of three or four l...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:08:00 GMT |
