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Raccoon

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I've got nine lives, but spent about 5 of them already. I sleep through most of the days. I can lick my own nuts (and I didn't have to take Yoga to learn how), it's a great party trick. I'm a cat but I like doin' it doggy style. I'm stuck inside the house, but when my bitch ass owner lets me out, I like to chase pussy. I love anything seafood, or chicken flavored. I can tear up a bowl of science diet. I occassionally cough up fur balls. I'm liter trained. I usually end my day with some catnip. I got hos in every area codes, but I ain't your baby daddy. I love 'em and leave 'em, don't hate the player hate the game. I'm an OG Ragdoll, I'm not one of those mild tempered pansies. I'm 19 years old this spring, lost count what that is in Human years, but it makes me pretty damn ancient. I'm old but I can still kick some ass. I've also mastered the pimp slap. Did I mention I can lick my own nuts.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pussy. The creator of Fancy Feast. Other cats. I like meeting bitches and dawgs too. Other animals and humans are cool too.

My Blog

Gripe about dinner

It sucks like hell that I can't open the pantry, get a dinner can out and serve myself.  For reals I don't know why the bitch ass woman never be serving me my dinner can every night.  She th...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:51:00 GMT

Sex positions

For all those sex freaks here's a website dedicated to sexual positions! www.liberator.com
Posted by on Mon, 22 Mar 2004 03:23:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2004 08:32:00 GMT

Damn Baths

My bitch ass owner gave me a bath today. I keep telling the trix I don't like 'em. But she don't ever listen. WTF man what's a cat got to do to get some respect. Well she not only gave me a bath, ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2004 08:26:00 GMT