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Television:
A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and he noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here, "
The Mexican man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen Pendejo...... when i was born, i was BROWN, "
"when i grew up, i was BROWN, "
"when i'm sick, i'm BROWN, "
"when i go in the sun i'm BROWN, "
"when i'm cold, i'm BROWN, "
"when i die, i'll be BROWN, "
"But you Pendejo..........."
"when you're born, you're pink, "
"when you grow up, you're white, "
"when you're sick, you're green, "
"when you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"when you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple, "
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
"CHINGA TU MADRE PUTO!!!"
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners
asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date
having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to
go to the bathroom? "Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The
teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite." What about you
Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go
to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very
nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table." And you, little Johnny,
can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say:
Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a
very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The
teacher fainted.
Management Lesson
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl he worked with.
But she belonged to someone else.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said,
"I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you!"
The girl said: "NO."
Johnny said, " I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, You
bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend.
She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money very
fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was still waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what
happened.
She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
Management Lesson:
Always consider a business proposal completely, before you agree to
get screwed!
Books:
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