Chester - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Chester Poops and I'm the greatest dog on planet Earth. I live in the ghetto of Kansas with people I don't like very much. I have dreams of being reunited with my owner and the greatest human on Earth.Also, I get told I'm ugly and fat a lot. My owner tells me I'm beautiful and skinny and the best dog ever. I know pugs aren't your precious labs or golden retrievers, but we're dogs with feelings too.

My Interests

Sleeping, eating, attacking horses on the TV, hanging out with my human friends, camping, and blowing snot in peoples' faces.

I'd like to meet:

The asshole who decided to cast a pug in Men In Black. If one more person comes up to me shrieking "Oh my Gooood, it's Frank!!" I'll pee on their leg. My name is Chester, and I think Will Smith is a douche. Get over it.

Music:

Snoop Dogg. We're distant cousins. See the family resemblence?

Television:

I like Animal Planet. They show most of the pesky horses I'm trying to rid the world of.