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About Me

My name is Sandy. I live at Alex's apartment in Gypsum. I'm very hyper. Sometimes, when I get really excited, I roll over and pee on the carpet. In fact, I'm responsible for most of the stains on the carpet over here. Other times when I'm really excited I run laps around the apartment with a sock in my mouth while wiggling my little stub tail.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The dogs upstairs. They make so much fucking noise that every time the door opens, I wish I could just run upstairs and start attacking them all viciously.

My Blog

Apartment Madness...

Last night was straight madness at my apartment. All of Alex's stupid-ass friends decided that, since it was Friday, and they had booze, yet every viable party was out of reach due to gas, they decide...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 23:56:00 GMT

An elaboration of myself...

I'm a peaceful dog, well, not really. I'm actually a very violent dog. In fact, I'm not sure why I started this by saying I was peacful. I tried to kill Bo's dog once. I tried to kill the neighbors li...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:47:00 GMT

Alex's Apartment Blues...

It's raining outside today. I wish I could just go outside and run around and pee and poop on things, but I'm stuck in here with a whole bunch of male humans. I can smell alcohol on all of them, so th...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 10:53:00 GMT