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5Starr

They Probably Listed Me For 'Make Poverty History'

About Me

Whats happenin.. safe for passing by ..hows life been treating you? ..actually i don't care sorry.. who really does when they ask that? ..staaarrrt again.. yeah basically i'm throwin all my tunes on here coz its the easiest way of uppin them on the internet for you .. so yeah.. if your booorred just have a listen ..it'll be just like chillin with your senile gramp for some comfort ini.. or mine ..i'm actually puttin some effort into a real mixtape though so check on me every now and then and you might get lucky.. catch you in a bit man, or bitch ..even tranny.. i don't discriminate lol laters


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This is just to line up my boxes.. I'm an obsessive compulsive perfectionist.

This is just to line up my boxes.. I'm an obsessive compulsive perfectionist.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/8/2006
Band Website: soundclick.com/5starruk
Band Members:

In a way you're a member.. if you've ever done anything to influence my conscious reality ..we are a product of the cosmic universe anyway so I guess everything and anything counts...


Influences:

Influences.. Being born in the picturesque community of Gabalfa.. Seeing the Tesco-Extra sign out of my window every time I go to bed.. Holding my hands over my toaster in the winter to keep warm.. oven if i'm really lucky... Being peer pressured into living a double life as a Christian.. Having a crazy gramp that to this day hasn't learnt what my actual name is.. Hiphop.. My dad showing me one too many Stephen King movies as a toddler.. Robert Crumb.. Persuaded to do shrooms at 3am only to have a bad trip... Going to Noddyland a couple of days earlier.. Glueing my cats ears together.. Getting kidnapped by a prostitute in Amsterdam after filming her on the sly.. Mysteriously losing the same camcorder a few days after.. Booch beating.. Harry Hills Tv Burp.. Alan Watts.. Losing my virginity to a statue.. Having a morbidly obese woman bump and grind on my thigh in the first week of my new job.. Chewing the maggot in the tequila ..Mr Evans.. Jonathan Moss.. Cranium.. My brother.. Being locked in a cupboard by my kind nursery teacher.. When my plane took off and decided to nose dive into the Alps.. Gettin high as fuck and cooking pancakes.. "The Rogue Fisherman" ..O.D.K.. Meals on Wheels.. Going on geology field trips to bully muppets on camera.. 9.11.. 25.12.. 23.02..

All Of The Above Moulded Me Into What I Am Today lol


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