I’m on Facebook, because MySpace sucks. |
Hey kids!I spend more time on Facebook and hardly any on MySpace anymore, so look for me there.I don't have any hard evidence that MySpace sucks....just a gut feeling that they spent infinitely more t...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 10:58:00 GMT |
How was YOUR week, kids? |
Let me tell you about mine:
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:07:00 GMT |
I hate politics, but this guy rocks! (for people with fond memories of the Clinton years). |
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:56:00 GMT |
I STILL hate politics, but this is HILARIOUS! (Dedicated to supporters of BARACK STAR!!) |
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:32:00 GMT |
THE IRS AUDIT (my favorite joke) |
The IRS decides to audit Pooner, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Pooner shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lif...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 17:45:00 GMT |
SCRABBLE? |
A decade ago, I was really into Scrabble. I always have been, but my then-girlfriend and I were so broke--and our roommate such a hermit--that every Monday night would be SCRABBLE SMACKDOWN in our h...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:54:00 GMT |
THE NUMBER 1 ISSUE IN THE UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION! |
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:12:00 GMT |
SHOOT PICTURES! |
I'd like to thank Nicholas Cage's younger brother for being my one-man crew:Just a liiiiiitle bit sick of being told to point the microphone right at my throat:Security detail:PISS OSCAR!
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:07:00 GMT |
Motor skill impairment |
Wow.
WOWWWWW.
Did I SUCK.
I remember an old Saturday Night Live sketch: The Sylvester School of Speech Therapy, wherein the proprietors cured stutterers by having them tthhtttthhhpeak like ththt...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:13:00 GMT |
SHOOT DAY! |
Today my friend and I are shooting my Oscar rant. Since I know how well this will NOT go over on a site like MySpace, I have a sense of apprehension mixed in with that giddy thrill bitch-slappin...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:50:00 GMT |
