"There are almost no characters in this story, and almost no dramatic confrontation, because most of the people are so sick and so much the listless playthings of enormous forces."
-Vonnegut
There is no filter between my brain and mouth. I often find myself way funnier than everyone else does. I deffinetly have AIDS and I use my rabies to time travel. Music is my life. A lot of little things piss me off.
I love my friends more than anything.
I am the best straight edge kid ever.
If you like Music, Video games, Tattoos, The O.C., Zombies and aren't a whore; we should mate.
||: Work | IAT! | SDH | TAP :||
Yes:
- Music Theory
- Guitar
- Shows
- Hockey
- Reading
- Indifference
- Video Games
- Tattoos
- Recording
- Zombies
- Dead baby jokes
- Resident Evil
- The O.C.
- Star Wars
- Metal Gear Solid
No:
- Buses (any kind, fuck 'em)
- Children not falling down
- Liars
- Burping into the cup I'm drinking out of
- Farting in the shower
- Rosie O'Donell
- Working
- Drugs
- STDs
- Jerry Sienfeild
- Empathy