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Kory Matthews

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

"There are almost no characters in this story, and almost no dramatic confrontation, because most of the people are so sick and so much the listless playthings of enormous forces." -Vonnegut
There is no filter between my brain and mouth. I often find myself way funnier than everyone else does. I deffinetly have AIDS and I use my rabies to time travel. Music is my life. A lot of little things piss me off. I love my friends more than anything. I am the best straight edge kid ever. If you like Music, Video games, Tattoos, The O.C., Zombies and aren't a whore; we should mate.
||: Work | IAT! | SDH | TAP :||
Yes:
- Music Theory
- Guitar
- Shows
- Hockey
- Reading
- Indifference
- Video Games
- Tattoos
- Recording
- Zombies
- Dead baby jokes
- Resident Evil
- The O.C.
- Star Wars
- Metal Gear Solid
No:
- Buses (any kind, fuck 'em)
- Children not falling down
- Liars
- Burping into the cup I'm drinking out of
- Farting in the shower
- Rosie O'Donell
- Working
- Drugs
- STDs
- Jerry Sienfeild
- Empathy

My Interests

Music, Books, Video Games & Friends

I'd like to meet:

Zombies

Music:

I listen to and play better music than you. Sorry, it's just how it goes.

Movies:

Every time I go out I usually buy a new movie; too many to list.
Top 10:
Star Wars
Young Frankenstein
Fight Club
The Goonies
Night of the Living Dead
Boondock Saints
Donnie Darko
Labyrinth
Army of Darkness
Bio-Dome

Television:

Boy Meets World
The O.C.
Viva La Bam

Books:

First things first; reading is one of the most important things to me. Please, open a book once in a while.
Chuck Palahniuk, Mitch Albom, Kurt Vonnegut, Amy Hempel, Kevin J Andersonm, S.D. Perry, Edgar Allen Poe, Denis Johnson, J.K. Rowling

Heroes:

_Palahniuk _Vonnegut _Rhoads _Malakian _Romero _Anyone involved in Haggard _Ruben _Green Day