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******** My friends, please note - I will be moving from Orlando to the Chicago, IL area at the end of 2008. I will be entering the Masters of Journalism program at Northwestern University. Please update your contact records to reflect my personal email address - ian at ianmonroe ddot com. Thanks! ********

I'm about 6'2, I have blonde hair, blue eyes. I like long walks on the beach, and cuddling in front of a fire. Particularly if that fire is the remains of my enemies. I can drink more beer than you. I have read more books than you. I have a masterful command of the english language. I'm abrasive, like velcro, but I'm also likely to stick with my friends, also like velcro. My music makes the gods themselves weep with joy. I like puppies, but I can never finish a whole one. People say I'm smug and self-aggrandizing, but those will be the people first against the wall when the revolution comes. I will take your money at poker. I will make out with your girlfriend while you go to the store to buy me more beer. I can move at the speed of light. I can manipulate matter with my mind. I can raise the dead, and I can turn the living into zombies. You can't see me if the lights aren't on.Visit my website:++++++ http://www.ianmonroe.com +++++ It's kind of broken right now, but sometimes it works...
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Beautiful women, rich suckers, educated mutants, sabeteurs, troublemakers, wise guys, slackers and dillettentes.

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