My Name Is Cal...
It is Short for Callen. Not Callum, or Calvin. Neither of those names are mine.
I am 20 and studying Arts/Law at Monash Uni.
Was born in A-Town. Living in Patterson Lakes.
It is commonly said that I am Half Man, Half Amazing. I don't necessarily believe this. Its more like 35% Man, 65% Amazing.
Personal Philosophy: Clothing Optional.
I Got That Ambition Baby, Look In My Eyes.
It's The Truth, I'm Not Talkin' Trash, My Game Is M-V-P like Steve Nash
Things That I Love:
Hayley. With All my Heart ♥. I Need Her Grace To Remind Me To Find My Own.
My Family.
My Mates. You all know who you are. They are the Tits.
Sport. In any shape or form. Basketball, Soccer, Hockey, Football.
My sports teams: Chelsea FC. Adelaide Crows. Dallas Mavericks. Adelaide 36ers. Adelaide Utd.
One Tree Hill. Seriously. Can't Get Enough.
Energy Drinks: Red Eye, V, Red Bull.
Pokemon. Gotta Catch 'Em All.
Ghost Drops. Don't Act Like You Don't Remember Them.
Hugs.
My Four Pairs Of Air Force Ones♥
The Snow.
High School Musical. Enough Said?
Laughing Too Much.
Making Other People Laugh Too Much.
Smiling too Much.
Making Other People Smile Too Much.
Being Arrogant. It is in my nature.
Money.
Cherry Flavoured Chuppa-Chups. It's True.
Macca's Weird Sayings. Pure Gold.
Things I Hate:
Assholes.
Bad Drivers.
Having To Work For Money.
People Who Whinge But Won't Fix Things For Themselves.
NEEDLES, HEIGHTS, HORROR MOVIES, MAGPIES
Heavy Metal. Seriously, Not Cool.
VB. I Would Rather Shit Broken Glass Than Drink A Pot of It.
Inconsiderate Driver's Who Do Not Say "Thank You" With A Simple Raise of The Hand.
About Me:
I Am A Touch Overrated.
I Am Pessimistic But ALWAYS Try to See The Best In People
I Have The Worst Handwriting Known to Man.
I Also Struggle To Colour In The Lines, Or Cut Paper Straight. Shut Up. I Am NOT a Retard.
I Feel Intimidated By New People and People Older Than Me.
I Always Stick To The Left Of Esculators.
Always Say Please and Thank You. Even to Bus Drivers or Cleaners.
I am the Biggest Pussy Ever.
I am Too Moody, Stubborn, Impatient and Easily-Offended.
I Have Never Smoked. Ever. No. Not Even One Puff.
I Love Showers. I Have 2-3 a day. Yes, Water Restrictions, I Know. They Are Very Short Showers.
I Have A Tendency Of Getting Very Physical, So Watch Your Step 'Cos If I Do, You'll Need A Miracle.
I Wish I Could Have Super Powers. I Want to Teleport and Be Invisible.
Just Like Everybody Else, I Have My Chains To Break
