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Dane

It's not me, it's you.

About Me

Charles has invaded Dane's myspace. Thank you.I'm far too lazy to think of 10 things about myself, so here are 3:

1. I don't iron.
2. Green is my favorite color.
3. Monetary donations are always appreciated.

My Interests

Sports, music, bunch of other stuff

I write short sentences. Mostly. See? Sometimes, however, my brain and fingers want to use the comma key, so they don't let me press the period key, which creates random, out-of-place, poorly-styled, boring sentences with lots of commas in them, and I don't know why I do it but I can't help myself, so I often go over the word limit on things like essays, articles, and emails, forcing me to go back and edit whatever nonsense it is that I wrote without paying attention. But I like commas. Please learn to use them correctly. Thanks.

I'd like to meet:

“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
-Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

"You're a windy son of bitch, aren't you? Nobody asked you for clarification and you're giving me clarification. I was making a statement, not asking for clarification. You're a windy son of a bitch, aren't you?"
"No, sir."
"No, sir? Are you calling me a goddam liar?"
"Oh, no, sir."
"Then you're a windy son of a bitch aren't you?"
"No, sir."
"Are you trying to pick a fight with me?"
"No, sir."
"Are you a windy son of a bitch?"
"No, sir."
-Joseph Heller, Catch-22

Music:

Gang Starr, Wu-tang, Nas, John Mayer, Inner Session, Jason Mraz, Dave Matthews Band, Miles Davis, Freestyle Fellowship, Earth Wind and Fire, The Clipse, Big Tymerz, Three-Six Mafia, Organized Konfusion, Gravediggaz, Madlib any alias, Sublime, jazz stuff, classics, love jams, etc. Lots of stuff, pretty much whatever sounds good or fits the mood.

Movies:

Ocean's 11, Pretty Woman, A Knight's Tale, White Men Can't Jump (Its pretty! Its sooooooo pretty! :o) ), The Passion of the Christ, The 40-Year Old Virgin, Gladiator, Shrek, more that I am forgetting. Updates: Lucky Number Slevin, 300., other stuff.

Television:

Sopranos, Office, Studio 60 (boo), Sportscenter.

Books:

Catch-22, Closing Time, Moneyball, The Alchemist, Ender's Series, others.

Heroes:

My dad, mom, Nicole, Garth One-Eye.