Inadequizzy

Inadequizzy started his musical capers in the small town of Yorkville, CA (population: 25). Originally MC Squared, he tried to lay text to speech vocals over sampled beats. He was thoroughly shot down when he discovered the official MC Squared in Ukiah, CA. To add insult to injury, he then came upon an artist named MC Hawking. Not only had he been producing tracks with text to speech for numerous years, he was also much better at it. (The unofficial) MC Squared had to hang up his handle and don another name and game. While fooling around with a program designed to generate random insults, the word "Inadequate" appeared on the screen. Next to the window this program was running in, there was a folder on the desktop entitled 'MC Stuff'. "Hmm." thought our yet-to-be-named emcee, "MC... Inadequate?". That day, MC Inadequate came into existence. After obtaining a cheaply made headset microphone from his grandfather, MC Inadequate started to produce his first song. The instrumental was a ten second clip sampled from YTCracker's song "Introduction", looped for three minutes. The song was recorded and re-recorded at least fifty times before finally releasing it on his SoundClick profile. After four years or so, he decided it wasn't good enough for him to hold up to the expectations his name set. Friends urged him to stop making music all together, but Mr. Inadequate wasn't having any of that. After he realized he wasn't quite so bad at rapping, he donned the handle of Inadequizzy. This didn't come about due to any lame references or the social peer pressure to put "izzy" at the end of every word. It was actually what his friend and fellow nerd Jason Christie (High-C, of the now defunct RhymeTorrents.com) randomly referred to him as in an email exchange. Due to problems at home, Inadequizzy moved in with the infamous Eric J. Wright (better known as Chozo Ninpo). Sacramento wasn't kind to the two nerds, and they moved to Vacaville (the internal anal sphincter of California) in search of better times. Bad roommates and shady characters, as well as health problems, led to a tearful goodbye between Chozo and Inadequizzy. But, after a short hiatus with his family, they reunited with a new car, new mic, and an appetite for audio production. The two formed the group P.F.B. (don't ask what it stands for, they weren't even quite sure), which never saw the light of day (much less the internet). For close to eight months, the P.F.B. furiously produced music. This led to an invitation to the 2008 Dork Party, and a slot at the Nerdapalooza S.E. show in Florida. Music production reached an all-time low after their performance, but a few tracks came out of the remaining days in Vacaville. Many instrumentals and demos were lost after the group disbanded once and for all, but the two still hold an almost brotherly bond. Inadequizzy eventually moved back home with his father and old DJ and brother, DJ CreamDream. He now sits in front of his computer, typing his own biography in the third person...