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About Me

PRETTY WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR AND AN OUTRAGEOUS PERSONALITY! ---- VERY INDEPENDENT, PASSIONATE, CONFIDENT AND INTELLIGENT! ---- BELIEVE STRONGLY IN THE GOLDEN RULE AND KARMA! ---- LUV MY JOB - WORK IN SALES. I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON MOST PEOPLE KNOW, AND LUV TO LAUGH! SILVER LININGS ARE MY SPECIALTY, AND MY GLASS IS ALWAYS HALF FULL! ---- I HAVE A LITTLE BOY - HE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND ALWAYS COMES FIRST!! I HAVE 2 DOGS AND A KITTY CAT - TOTAL ANIMAL LOVER!! ---- LUV TO BE SILLY AND GOOF OFF, CAN MAKE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING FUN!

My Interests

GOING DANCING (MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!) - WATCHING MOVIES (IN AND OUT) - SHOPPING - HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS - PLAYING POOL - BOWLING - VIDEO GAMES - GRILLING - SWIMMING - LUV TO PAINT AND WORK ON PROJECTS AROUND THE HOUSE - LUV TATTOOS (I'VE GOT 7) - LUV TO KISS!! - LUV FOOTBALL AND HOCKEY!

Guys Like That You're Fun
You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing
That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back
You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys
But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you

I'd like to meet:

FLIPPIN' FUNNY!! ANOTHER FAVORITE!! LOVE HIM!!! SINCE I WAS 13!!! SOMETHIN' ABOUT HIM - SEXY!! YUMMY!!!!!....

Music:

FAVORITE IS DANCE MUSIC - TECHNO, DISCO, POP - ANYTHING I CAN MOVE TO!! - MADONNA - ALICE COOPER - PINK - METALLICA - PIXIES - STONE TEMPLE PILOTS - AC/DC - RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - MAROON 5 - FERGIE - LUV LIVE MUSIC! (TOTAL TURN ON)

Movies:

RUSH HOUR (ALL OF THEM!!) - 300 - SKELETON KEY - A FEW GOOD MEN - FINDING NEMO - DODGE BALL - FLETCH - I'M GONNA GIT U SUCKA! - LEGALLY BLONDE - DUMB AND DUMBER - WEDDING CRASHERS - THE DEVIL'S REJECTS - WHAT ABOUT BOB? - CLUELESS - THE PRINCESS BRIDE - PRIVATE PARTS - ROCKY IV (THAT RUSSIAN IS HOT!) - JARHEAD - ALMOST FAMOUS - EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE - HEARTBREAKERS - STAR WARS 4,5,6 (THE OTHERS WERE OKAY, BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT THE ORIGINAL 3) - LUV ANYTHING WITH A COOL TWIST!!

Television:

KING OF THE HILL, MONK, PSYCH, LAW & ORDER, JUST SHOOT ME!
Your Passion is Brown
You are both a sensitive and sensual lover.
Warm and deep, you are tuned into the needs of your lover.
Verbal foreplay is crucial to you. Words can make or break your mood.
For you, sex is a 24 hour a day thing - you can't separate it from love.

Books:

CALVIN & HOBBES, CELEBRITY GOSSIP MAGS (ASK ME ANYTHING!)

Heroes:

MY GRANDMOTHER HAD THE BIGGEST INFLUENCE ON MY LIFE AND I MISS HER VERY MUCH!!

You Are a Bad Girl
You are 20% Good and 80% Bad
You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes.
But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"!
Your Stripper Song Is
Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard

"Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?"

Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school.

My Blog

CHUCK NORRIS

*Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of him. *There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of the animals Chuck Norris allows to live. *If at first you don't succee...
Posted by I'm So Pretty! on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:51:00 PST

FAVORITE QUOTES / EXPRESSIONS 3

if u can't handle me at my worst, u don't deserve me at my best if u can't get someone out of your mind, maybe they're supposed to be there be who u are and say what u feel -- those who matter do...
Posted by I'm So Pretty! on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 03:33:00 PST

SOMETHIN’ TO THINK ABOUT

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from hear...
Posted by I'm So Pretty! on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:13:00 PST

MY CELEBRITY LOOK-ALIKES

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Posted by I'm So Pretty! on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:59:00 PST

SO IRRITATED!!!

So irritated!!! Why do guys lie???? Why do they think I'm stupid???? I'm pretty upfront with people - tell them straight out how I feel about trust and my extreme allergy to bullshit...
Posted by I'm So Pretty! on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:27:00 PST

FAVORITE QUOTES / EXPRESSIONS 2

8/4/07 NEVER MAKE SOMEONE A PRIORITY WHEN THEY ONLY MAKE YOU AN OPTION MEAT IS MURDER! TASTY, TASTY MURDER In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE...
Posted by I'm So Pretty! on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:42:00 PST

FAVORITE QUOTES / EXPRESSIONS

1/31/07 he who remains silent is understood to consent I WANNA BE BE YOUR FAVORITE HELLO, AND YOUR HARDEST GOODBYE!! well behaved women rarely make history KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE, AND YOUR ENEMIES CL...
Posted by I'm So Pretty! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:36:00 PST

MY PET PEEVES

1/31/07 ~ liars - enough said ~ litterbugs - i don't care if it is food - it's still trash ~ people who cough and don't cover their mouth - yuk! 2/12/07 ~ guys who don't know how to kiss ~ helpless fe...
Posted by I'm So Pretty! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:31:00 PST

I CAN'T DECIDE IF IT'S FUNNY, OR NOT

OK, HERE GOES. I WAS GOING TO GET MY NOSTRIL RE-PIERCED AND RUN A COUPLE OF ERRANDS ACROSS THE VALLEY. I PLANNED TO END UP AT CENTRAL AND CAMELBACK, WHERE I WAS TO BE "RE-POKED" (HALO - I LOVE T...
Posted by I'm So Pretty! on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:43:00 PST

KISSING

I GUESS THESE INTERNET QUIZZES ARE ACCURATE!! You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantityYou've perfected your kissing technique and can kno...
Posted by I'm So Pretty! on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:56:00 PST