Bruise Lee

I'm a black body-builder originally from Compton, CA. I am currently living in a 1987 Honda sedan on Queens Boulevard. I call her Honduh Fist. She's painted white. I enjoy smoking Tequila and drinking crack cocaine. I used to edit and publish a magazine called Creamy Fist: Decadent Street Culture for Rebels, Misfits and Jerk-Off's. It was the Crack-Smokingest Piece of Shit Ever. Then it went bankrupt. I was then the Editor-at-Large for the originoo PUNK MAGAZINE. For one issue. The longest job i ever had. then apparently I was fired for not being dumb, bald or gay enough. Que sera sera. Whatever will be will be. I was a writer. I made good words. Now I'm busy trying to invent the world's first blowjob robot.