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Lissa the tree dodging fool

About Me

I do alot of enduro competiton and it has consumed my life, my every waking thought and my wallet. I spend at least 25 weekends a year at events and spend the other 27 weekends a year training (or sleeping). {For those in the dark, Enduro's are strictly an off-road form of competition. It consist of a 70-125 mile long course of gnarly trail that will take any where from 5-7 hours to complete. In short it is a endurance race that takes place in the woods.}...Some of my accomplishments (not that I'm braggin' or something)--*First ECEA women to compete in the International Six Days Enduro -78th ISDE (2003) held in Fortaleza, Brazil

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one, Damn it... If your trying to get in my panties, you can stop right there. I'm not interested.

My Blog

Where you at?

Not that many folks are wondering as to where I've been lately since my disappearing act from my usual haunts, but I feel the need to elaborate for anybody wondering where I've been off to.No thanks t...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 20:03:00 GMT

Cookie


Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 22:18:00 GMT

Change your britches, stanky-ass!

Ever walk by somebody with body odor so bad your mind runs off on a tangent of how they can NOT smell their own stank?  I mean so bad that the shit punches you square in the nose and you have to ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:30:00 GMT

Going to Florida...

This should be fun...  I'm heading south shortly for some racing and warmer weather.  I've spent the past few weeks (and a few late nights) tearing down and completely rebuilding my cur...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:40:00 GMT

Sandal surfing on the weekends

Only the cool kids do it!
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:01:00 GMT

You must be Emo...

Click here for Emo...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:07:00 GMT

Turd sniffers BEWARE!

I felt like being a bitch and decided to post a little something about things that I currently dislike.  1. Guy's that think their hot in their pussy-pink shirts. 2. The current state of po...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 13:35:00 GMT

Fishing for chocolates in a bowl of mucus...

I should of stayed in bed this morning.  Ever have one of those days? Since nobody gives a rat's ass out in internet land anyway besides my close friends, no point in moaning about it. Instead a ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jul 2005 13:34:00 GMT

bitching and moaning...

One thing sucks about making ripples unintentionally just by placing good in the class you race in.  Before you know it you have a huge bulls-eye on your back and every hot shoe gunning for your ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jul 2005 12:14:00 GMT

suck'in your nutt'in

I recently got a sweet brand new truck.  A 2005 GMC Sierra 1500 (1/2 ton), regular cab, short bed (lightest truck I could get), w/ 295hp, 335 f-lbs of torque, 5.3L (325 cu), w/ 3.73 rear gears, a...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jun 2005 09:33:00 GMT