What is there to say? Im Jesus!
PREFERENCE: WHICH DO YOU LIKE MORE?
Milk or water?: water sometimes it doubles as wine =)
Blondes, red-heads, or brunettes?: I love all my children
TV or video games?: TV that Steven Colbert cracks me up!
Yellow or black?: Yellow
Grapes or oranges?: Grapes
Write music or sing music?: Sing
Mom or Dad?: How could you choose?
George Bush or Bill Clinton?: Clinton. Bush is an idiot
Christmas or Halloween?: what do you think?
Fries or onion rings?: fries
Money or love?: Love
Oprah or Dr. Phil?: Dr Phil
Jeep or sportscar?: sportscar
Cats or dogs?: both
Models or stripers?: They are both sinners but the models are usually hotter
MTV or VH1?: BET
California or New York?: New York Im used to being up North
Yahoo or Google?: I put Google and Tom in charge of the internet and They have served me well
Fear Factor or Ripleys Believe It or Not?: They are both displays of sinful action
Blue or pink?: Blue
Chips or cookies?: chips
Math or history?: history
Summer or Spring?: Spring
Rock or rap?: both
Jeans or shorts?: robe
RANDOM QUESTIONS.
What is your name?: Jesus Christ
What is your age?: 2006
If you could have any one wish what would it be?: I dont make wishes I grant them
Sexual Orientation?: straight
Are you obsessed with anything?: my hair
What is one guilty pleasure of yours?: Cannibas
If you could live anywhere where would you want to live?: Oklahoma
Do you want to go to college?: I have no need for school
What animal is mostly like your personality?: dog
Do you like scary movies?: no
What scares you the most?: long quizes such as this one
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?: i am infoulable
What's the best gift you've ever received?: gold
How many languages can you speak?: all of them
What is your religion?: Christian
Would you ever get a nose piercing?: yes but God wont let me!
What is a big turn off to you?: sinners
Do you believe in the death penalty?: Yes fry those bastards!
Are you a girl or boy?: Boy
What is your favorite attribute of a girl/boy?: a pure soul
Do you like the current president?: No
Would you ever want to run for president?: maybe
Do you reguarly read magazines?: No
Do you believe in fate/destiny?: I decide fate/destiny!
Do you believe in soul mates?: no
What mood are you mostly in?: the best kind
Are you very religious?: who do you think you are asking Jesus if he's religious?!?!
Do you have your own place?: no
Would you dye your hair?: no
What kind of person would you prefer not to be around?: a satanist
Do you like Opera?: not really
How tall are you?: as tall as i want to be
Do you like school?: never went
What do you want to be?: im happy with myself
What is your hair color?: brown
Do you want to have children?: I dont know
What's the nicest thing you've ever done?: I made the universe
Do you think the elderly should be treated with respect?: yes
Do you believe in a hell and heaven?: yeah
Do you believe in evolution?: no
Do you enjoy Halloween?: no it is a sinners holiday!
Do you have any siblings?: no
How many e-mail accounts do you have?: 1
Have you ever tried drugs?: various types of marajuana
Do you have a job?: decideing your fate
What is your eye color?: all of them
Do you write with your left hand or right hand?: both
What is your biggest pet peeve?: sinners
Have you ever tried any alcoholic beverage?: wine
Would you ever get a tattoo?: yeah
Do you want to get married?: maybe
Do you wish for world peace?: yes
Do you think money can buy love?: No
Do you like war?: no
Do you like ketchup?: yes
Do you eat with your left hand or right hand?: yes
Do you like mustard?: yes
Do you like your life?: yes
What is a word that you say too often?: i say nothing too often or too little
Have you ever bullied someone?: no
Do you like to watch oldy movies?: occasionally, if they're good
How would you describe your personality?: God-like
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