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Mr Mess

Northern Disco Queen

About Me

Quentin Crisp wannabe with a taste for Marks & Spencers foods. Born in North Yorkshire, grew up in Europe before being taken kicking and screaming to Birmingham, it could easily be argured that I should have some sense of culture in, but with the inability to speak any of the languages of the countries I lived in, I think the evidence speaks for its self. Under the complete disillusionment that studying film and production will help me to become a writer, I spend my days attending lectures, trying to write and seeing how many bottles of wine £10 can get me. A loyal terrier to the bitter end with the words "if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all" ingrained into my head I live with the belief that as long as you can get over the fact that I have a memory of a goldfish i'm pretty easy to get on with.

My Interests

What am I interested in..Well.. Love post modern cinema being that it’s a reflection of modern society etc blah blah blahNo Brand is an amazing novel if you ever come across it, as is anything by Frank HerbertInto most genres of film, bar horror. Really like the whole monsters coming up from under a bed thing.What elseFilms, something given away by the course I do, Writing, Soaps (Hollyoaks, day after day after day they can still think of interesting storylines, how do they do it), Music as if the person who doesn’t instead stays in total silence in some hidden nuclear bunker ,Books usually sci fi (yes it is true I am a nerd) or history (I won’t bore you with the bloated account of my GCSE in history at age 13, still acting nerdy I know). I try and spend a lot of time walking a concept forgotten by most Londoners and something which enables me to find hidden gems along the Thames most people will never know. and Going out (which of course is obvious as the prospect of being in my flat all the time like a hermit who collects rubbish and ends up being eaten by rats doesn’t appeal to me).

I'd like to meet:

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 though do love frogs, dogs and Vortigons

Music:

Well........ (reading from my IPOD here)Air, Aphex Twin, Artic Monkeys, Audio Bullys, Avalanches, Basement Jaxx, Bjork, Block Party, Blur, Britney Spears, CHER!!!, Chemical Brothers, Chicks on Speed, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Faithless, Fatboy Slim, Fischerspooner, Franz Ferdinand, Gorillaz, Goldfrapp, Joy Division, Ladytron, LFO, Madonna, Moby, Mylo, Peaches, Pulp, Prodigy, Richard D James, Squarepusher, Verve and the White StripesEAT THAT FOR ECLECTIC TASTE

Movies:

But I'm a cheerleader, Star Trek (embrace the geek), Dancer in the Dark (long but god dam depressing), Dune, Blue Velvit, Eraserhead, Star Wars (lightsaber Me BITCH), Edward Scissor hands (dont you cut me!), Nightmare Before Christmas (which isnt played anymore on christmas eve!), Longest Day (longest film ever!), Ghost in the shell, Orgus 02, Kill Bill, Tron, Bad Education

Television:

Dr Who, Sex in the city, Farscape, Doctors (oh to work again in GP surgery), and don't forgot the ever constant brilliance of can't cook won't cook.

Books:

Anything by Nietzsche, We are being lied to, Anything by Frank Herbert, The things my girlfriend does to annoy me, No brand and all the disc world books

Heroes:

Green Lantern as even his jewellery goes with his outfit

My Blog

Spark Plug Treatment

Treatment for Spark PlugIn the hall way of a Victorian house a elderly gentleman says goodbye to the N Power engineer and thanks him for fixing the electrics. He sighs and walks back into his barren b...
Posted by Mr Mess on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:56:00 PST

Dynamic Script

1. Ext. StreetIt..s nigh time, on a busy street populated by drunken people and the general public. Two men are fighting each other in the street, an emotional girl stands next to them trying to get ...
Posted by Mr Mess on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:55:00 PST

Random Ramblings

As no one in my film group decided to like this idea I thought instead of it being sent to the never open sections of my computer i'll join the infomation age and place it on this. Its early mornin...
Posted by Mr Mess on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:53:00 PST

Reality TV Gone Wrong

With channel 4's new series just finished this week following three heroin addicts going through rehab for the live entertainment of the TV populace you wonder why no one at channel 4 considered conta...
Posted by Mr Mess on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 08:03:00 PST

The House Market Scandal

I'm fucked, maybe a bit of a sensational grabbing first sentence but that's how my desperation feels as I sat reading the property papers on the tube. The question which caused this, how am I going to...
Posted by Mr Mess on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:44:00 PST

The Big Gay Rainbow of London Metropolitan

If any of you hasnt heard, it is true, I am the biggest gay geek around and currently the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Tran gendered officer for London Metropolitan University. So if you wish to join I...
Posted by Mr Mess on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:36:00 PST

The Day Trip To Plymouth

It shows I needed to get away on holiday as I sat eyes glued to the train window watching the sea crash against the rocks on my way to Plymouth.   If you ever read a gay travel book about Plymout...
Posted by Mr Mess on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:37:00 PST

A Very Beary Christmas' Illuminated musical Christmas Tree

For the first-time ever a host of adorable teddy bears come to life in a three-dimensional Christmas tree that lights up! The 'A Very Beary Christmas!' musical, illuminated tree is entirely handcraf...
Posted by Mr Mess on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 11:41:00 PST

Vicky Pollard Lives!

My New year's eve this year had the big possibility of becoming a total flop, I hadn't got anything planned and the invitations Id received to the same old parties and bling bling clubs wasn't attrac...
Posted by Mr Mess on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 10:52:00 PST

Man Versus Fist

I always had one of those inflated attitudes when it came to London believing it to be one of the most safest cities Ive lived in especially when I compare it to Birmingham where I spent my teenage&n...
Posted by Mr Mess on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 08:36:00 PST