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The Lonely Beavers

About Me

We have lived in our dam at Beaver Creak for years and are at risk to have our land taken away. So now we must rise up, using our musical talents, to spread our Musical Beaver Fluids into your ears... and you... our loyal fans to be, will stand in front of many tractors and risk your lives for us. Our true fans will die for The Lonely Beavers! (So we can have somewhere to come home to when we aren't on the road) Thanks Humans.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/02/2005
Band Members: Slim Beaver - Vocals and Tail Castor Canadensis - Vocals and Tail
Influences: Alvin and the Chipmunks... The Lonely Beavers. We don't know other music as we have lived at our dam all our life. We have been forced to combine our talents to save our precious Beaver Creak! So out of the dam and onto the road to rock your tails off!
Sounds Like: Nothing you have ever heard... before now
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Beavers at Burning Man!

The Lonely Beavers have packed up the dam and gone out to the middle of nowhere to rock out with all the furless pot smoking humans!!!!
Posted by on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 07:58:00 GMT

New Songs Are Coming!

Hey Humans... Sorry for the lack of updates lately. We've been writing lots of new and great material. We've also been writing a lot of really terrible material. Fortunately for you, you will only ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jun 2005 14:58:00 GMT

FAQ

Our mailbox has been swarmed with your questions, so we're going to take a moment to answer a few of them: Q: Are you for real? A: Yes. There is a huge demand for beaver-related music, and we too...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Apr 2005 16:10:00 GMT

We're Back!!!

The Beavers rocked the EU. It was an amazing trip and brought foreign countries to a new understanding and appreciation for beavers. We don't only rock, we educate. We'll post pictures in our next ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Apr 2005 11:54:00 GMT

Beavers on Tour

The Lonely Beavers are going to another country! We will be spreading our Beaver love to all we encounter! Thanks for the support guys/girls/creatures! Your Flat Tailed Friends, The Lonely...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Feb 2005 03:12:00 GMT

Not a fan? Rock on!

Fans or fans not! We have found our first Beaver hater. This man despises us Beaver. We calls us "annoying" among other things. He himself is a musician and has no sense of humor. We think he is no...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Feb 2005 19:47:00 GMT

"Group Photo"

It has been brought to our attention that we do not have your typical "Group/Bnd Photo" the graces most music pages. You know, the one where everyone in the group is not smiling and seems as they all ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Feb 2005 16:58:00 GMT

The Bagel Dance!

Humans! Our first song is finally up. The Bagel Dance. Nowhere near our true capabilities. More of a "is this thing on?" kind of deal. The true rocking beaver sound has yet to come to your huma...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Feb 2005 01:29:00 GMT

Humans... Welcome.

Welcome to The Lonely Beavers. We have flat tails and lustrous fur! Wildlife rehabilitators find us to be gentle, reasoning beings who enjoy playing practical jokes. An Indian word for "beaver-like...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Feb 2005 12:26:00 GMT