Living a good life and doing the right things. I would really like to just hang out with my daughter. Her name is Charlie and I am fairly certain she will be doing a fair amount of sleeping and crying over the next year, but I am smitten regardless. So my current interest is getting prepared to keep her safe.
All the people on my friends list are people that I already know. Not only are they people that I already know, but I would like to keep it that way. If you know me casually but have the personality of a jackal or are an asshole in general that I don't talk to as it is, might as well save your friend request to someone who is friendlier to you. In general I am actually very friendly and will talk to just about anyone, but I am also very married and have more than enough friends in real life, so please don't take it too personally if I don't reach out to you in friendship on myspace. This also applies to my previous stalkers, ex's, people trying to find me from elementry school and crazies in general.I am 72% Asshole/Bitch.
. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck em. Take the
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lisa
Birthday: July 1st
Birthplace: Thousand Oaks, California
Current Location: Texas
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: Strawberry blonde, and yes...it is real.
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Romainian and French...yes french...sniff, sniff.
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals, it's airport day
Your Weakness: puppies of course...babies are quickly catching up
Your Fears: clowns, silence, Dr. Phil, clowns and stalkers
Your Perfect Pizza: This is open to debate...are we talking vendor or toppings here?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To start a southern garden...simple, but important
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Goodmorning Charlie
Your Best Physical Feature: depends on the day...my eyes I suppose, but right now I would actually say my tits.
Your Bedtime: when I am done
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know I missed it
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi...even though they are owned by Disney...Disney is the devil
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither...Taco Bell...also owned by the devil
Single or Group Dates: Group dates are retarded, groups of friends are fantastic
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I am down with all teas...more the merrier
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I am a normal person and drink coffee flavored coffee
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: Fuck no! What would Jesus do???
Do you Sing: Constantly, but usually just to the baby these days
Do you Shower Daily: I do my best
Have you Been in Love: Of course, as a matter of fact I am in big, fat-retarded love right now.
Do you want to go to College: I have been to many colleges, and will likely be in a few more
Do you want to get Married: I already did
Do you belive in yourself: More than I believe in most people
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when riding backwards in a train while listening to Austrian yodellers whilst drinking 32 ounce beers touring the german countryside...yes, that did happen, the story is really just getting started...
Do you think you are Attractive: I do not scare children
Are you a Health Freak: Everyday I am surprised I am not dead
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: I don't pray for them, but I do enjoy them when they roll over-head
Do you play an Instrument: nope, but wish I could...but don't most people say that?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: just with myself
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no, and I am trying my best to avoid it at all costs
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: bleck!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sadly, no. There is no decent sushi where I am at currently, but I will be dragging my brother-in-law to sushi in May
In the past month have you been on a plane: I getting on a couple today, actually
In the past month have you been Dumped: not that I am aware of
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It is February people. Hell no!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: of course, have you met me?
Ever been called a Tease: Are you new?
Ever been Beaten up: An ex-Navy seal knocked me out cold while I had a full arm cast, does that count?
Ever Shoplifted: way back in the day
How do you want to Die: painlessly, quickly and not for a long time off...Life is just too good
What did you want to be when you Grew Up: a Dentist
What country would you most like to Visit: Polynesian Islands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I really do not care
Favourite Hair Color: I do not prefer blonds...Brunettes please
Short or Long Hair: Short, come on people, it's 2008!
Height: taller than me
Weight: As long as your bones don't stick out you are not too skinny. And if you can still see your dick below your tummy it's unlikely your too fat.
Best Clothing Style: Does not matter, as long as the stains are small.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I am not answering this question
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: less and less every year
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I think regret is a waste of time. You only live once so why don't we all make it worth living?
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Pretty varied taste in this department, I listen to just about everything
I could go on and on...but I will spare you all.
Nip/Tuck, The Shield, Rescue Me, Weeds, The Sopranos, Dirt, The L Word, Lost, Dexter...this could be a very long list
I read everything. I even get about 20 magazines delivered a month and I manage to read all those too. Cheaper than heroin and you remember what you did the next day.
Ronald Reagan, the US Military, my grandpa & my husband