Planet James

"I am a self-conscious, maniacal, deceitful, egotistical, cynical, sweet, honest, caring, selfless, territorial guy. What can I say? I'm honest enough to let you know, right? I'm pretty mellow, but I like to have fun and get a little crazy. Of course, like all human beings (except girls), I curse, I belch, I fart. I have a drink every now and then. I like talking about disturbing things, cracking corny jokes, and laughing when it's probably innapropriate. I like to fuck with people, but not so much with my friends, unless it's obviously harmless. Sometimes, people can't tell when I'm joking. Sometimes, I don't know when I'm joking. I choose life, love and the pursuit of happiness. I love all that our government claims to love, but, with a little more respect. I am very affectionate - not too slutty. I try not to jump into relationships. I am hopelessly in love with Alexandra Bird Coleman; she is my companion, and we are planning on raising a family together. I try not to let most know that I love them, because that kind of honesty usually creeps people out *pointing cheese guns*... unless I'm drunk, then it doesn't take much more than a compliment for me to tell you I love you *laughs* I watch movies that are serious and silly. I like red wine. I want to learn to be a better cook; I have butcher's hands, unfortunately, so I'll never be great. Life's too short for bad food... or anything else for that matter. However, I do eat bachelor food and op for pizza before cooking. I like to be around people who are up for an adventure. I am really excited about life and appreciate my connection to the world."
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?