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About Me

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. Not you, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward; how much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not point fingers saying you ain't where you should be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that." one of the greatest lines in cinema, and that is really all you need to know about me....

My Interests

This is wayyy too broad of a section and thats why i havent filled it out yet. But its like 2 in the morning and im bored and alone and contemplating the meaning of my exsitence so im gonna do it. Well i love music, if it wasnt for music i wouldnt be able to live. I love to sing and id really love to learn the guitar someday, but i need to find the patience to learn. I also love to drink. But then again, who doesnt nowadays? Its a good escape from real life, but the hangovers seem to be gettin worse and worse so im tryin my best to cut back. In the past six months i have also become a semi pot head. Which i know doesnt sound good, but hey, shit happens. Basically i just need somethin to relax me at the end of the day cuz it seems like every day is exactly the same. Get up, go to work, come home, do nothing. And it sucks. Id like to have a girlfriend to hang out with after work so i have something to do, but i doubt thats gonna happen anytime soon. Anyway, im done with this section, on to the next...

I'd like to meet:

im not really sure....id like to meet a girl to start a relationship with, since i've never had a good one, but girls are too busy/flakey/noncommittal now a days. just wanna meet some laid back people to party with.

Music:

QUEEN!!! They are probably the best band to ever exist and everyone and their mom should listen to them. I also love CCR, Garth Brooks, Deep Purple, Green Day, Led Zeppelin, Bad Company, The Killers, Virgil, Tom Petty, Eric Clapton, Brad Paisley, Fleetwood Mac, Willie Nelson, Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog, Audioslave, Guns n Roses, Velvet Revolver, Maroon 5, Eminem, Journey, and pretty much anything else that has either bad ass guitar solos or a singer that can just belt and queen has the best of both worlds and thats why they rock my fuckin socks off! haha

Television:

I dont really watch too much tv. But i love Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and all kinds of sporting events.

Books:

What are those?

Heroes:

Freddie Fuckin Mercury

My Blog

a bulletin i just had to fuck with

soooo, this is a bulletin that i posted yesterday, and its just too funny to keep it hidden in days past bulletins, so im turning it into a blog for everyone to enjoy whenever they feel like checkin i...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:17:00 PST

this is how it is

so heres how it is....ive had a lot of people lately tell me that im looking for a relationship. i never thought that was true until recently. i mean, yeah id like a relationship, i just n...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST

going to chicago fora lil while...

yeah, like seriously i need to get out of arizona for a little while and relax....relax or party, i havent really decided which one i wanna do yet, prolly a lil bitta both haha. im just sick of ...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST

talk to me people...

alright yeah, basically all i wanna know is this.......all girls wanna be treated like princesses right? well of course, thats how the world works, but how is a guy supposedta treat a girl like ...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:45:00 PST

I am one happy dude right now!!

Yup, for all my friends who know and love me, my life is FINALLY taking a turn for the better and its happening all at once it seems! Im getting a new car here next weekend, a fuckin 99 Cadillac...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:38:00 PST

first blog ive ever done

yup this is the first blog ive ever done, and its gonna be a ranting fest cuz i just need to talk to absolutely nobody right now, and i figured thats what this thing is used for. anyway, my life...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:21:00 PST