Jeremy

.. cursor:url(http://myspace.mytheme.com/cursors/devilhand.ani) I figured, I would be honest. This is a good place for getting things off my chest. Just let it rip, you know? Here we go. I love babies, but I also love to use them as firewood. I'm torn....which love should I embrace? I like handjobs. Sorry, it's an industry term. The lae-man might know it simply as hand modeling. I like dressing up like a dog and peeing on fire hydrants. When in a crowded area, I sometimes run full speed with my fist straight out in front of me until someone is out cold. It usually only takes a minute or so. My first girlfriend was so loose, I had to hula hoop during lovemaking just to touch her vaginal walls. Right before a baptism, I switched the holy water at my church with brita purified water. Once when I farted, an egg came out. I had no idea how it got there. I feel alot better. Thanks for letting me share myself with you.