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About Me

I am an average everyday guy. I have a cat, a beer gut, Ten fingers and toes, high speed internet access, a water-proof cowboy hat, an AK-47, and other action figure accessories. I brush my teeth 2X every day, and smell ok most of the time. I serve beer to an ungrateful public. I'd like to graduate into contract killing, so I think customer service is a good start. I want to again sing in an old school punk rock band. I live in Seattle Washington, in the crackie-crackenest- crackheaded neighborhood. I DO NOT WANT TO BE CONSIDRED TO EVEN BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU ARE TRYING TO PROMOTE SOME "ADULT" TYPE WEBSITE. I know enough "Porn Star" Types. I certainly dont need you!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nobody in particular. I have enough friends, so I really dont need any more. Promoters and or people that want to give me money and things. In truth, I am open to meeting just about anyone. We would probably get along, I suppose. If your page doesnt have any content, chances are you dont either. So please dont expect me to be your friend. I dont want you to bear your soul to me. (ugh) But I should at least know your not completely self centered, and trying to add friends just to make yourself feel better about your social standing in "your town". Nuff said. People that have better/ more tattoos than I do are a definate +.

My Blog

I'm back, bitches!

Well, back to expensive beers, bland rum, uptight people, cool weather, work, wearing clothes + shoes, nothing old or historic, drinkable water, my girlfriend, my own bed, my cat, not needing an inter...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:11:00 GMT

Well shit...

After 4 years, my band, ...Bomb Threat. , Has decided to call it a day. To all of you who actually managed to come to one of our shows, thanks for your support. To those that didnt, ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 23:29:00 GMT

A damn fine day...

Wow, All things considered, its been a damn fine day. My sickness is finally going away. And, I got the promotion I interviewed for. Yeehaw! Things are going to start happening...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 16:36:00 GMT

Redneck Dysnieland II (Electric Bugaloo)

Wow, So over this last weekend we threw Redneck Dysnieland version 2.0. A weekend of loud music, intoxication, unexplainable occurrence, and the like. We had about 15 bands, 46.5 gal...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 14:47:00 GMT

New Laptop

MMMMM, Thats right! Brand spankin' new Sony Vaio with all the trimmings! Although I still havent figured out how exactly to configure the bloody wireless card . But thats neither here nor ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Aug 2005 16:21:00 GMT

Thats right, The No.3 reason I still work for Starbucks is.....

Free Whippits! After 5 years, I still have no guilt about procuring a few boxes and blowing my brains out all afternoon. Heh! NO2 rules.
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jul 2005 13:57:00 GMT

I have lots of questions....

OK, So I occasionally store up several questions and then go to askjeeves.com. The unfortunate thing is, they are never answered to my satisfaction. So I will put them to the masses. ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jul 2005 12:34:00 GMT

Of all the things Ive lost I miss my pepper grinder the most....

All right this will sound a little strange, I havent seen my pepper grinder in like a month now. Its kind of a necessary instrument in my cooking. (everyday or otherwise) ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jun 2005 11:38:00 GMT

Ahhh its done! Finally

Weel thats that, My tattoo is officially finished. With exception of my color choice for the eye. I am leaning toward a purple, but may just leave it flesh colored. Any suggestions?&...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jun 2005 11:29:00 GMT

More Ta-2

I have a Tattoo appointment this Wednesday. So I think this time I should be done with it. I am of course excited/anxious to get it finished. But another part of me is apprehen...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Jun 2005 14:37:00 GMT