Blake

Love of my life............Sometimes I'm really random and all over the place but I make sense to some people. I've been in this town for a minute, and bought house cause school has been fun for the past half decade and it doesn't look like its goin' stop anytime soon. I shoot various animals and put parts of their bodies up around my house because it makes me feel good. Alcohol has been a friend of mine for awhile now but I dont let it rule my life so dont let it rule yours. Drugs are bad but sex is good, go figure. I like surfing, but I live in Texas you say, yes I realize this but you would be suprised sometimes with the gulf and my lack of god given talent. I love weird independent films and gory movies. My shower is kinda small but my bed is huge. I have a hearing problem so dont think I'm ignoring you when I'm playing on the internet, watching tv and listening to the radio while youre on the phone with me. I've realized you dont meet quality girls at the bar, many have issues and just want you to buy them drinks, the best way to meet girls is online and have brad pitt as your profile picture, so remember this simple equation gentleman, Brad Pitt Profile Picture+Online Dating Service=Guaranteed Good Time. I like sports but I like getting played even more. I can crawl under my bed and stay there for long periods of time. I have 2 sinks in my bathroom but I only use one, and the shower on the other side of the house has 2 shower heads and one person can use both coincedence, I think not. If its wet and not yours don't touch it. I drive a pick-up that I'm slowly making into a jalopy. Jalopy reminds me of jalapenos and I like spicy food like Mother Teresa loved skinny malnourised under-priveleged kids. My parents work for the government and I do to. I help kill people that deserve to die, but dont call me Dr. Kevorkian. I dont make the laws I just try to follow em, however I do make my own rules sometimes so becareful when you play the game of life. I like to pretend I have an extensive vocabulary so I use words like ecstatic and spectacular and exacerbate as well as various other adjectives in sentences after a long nights of binge drinking. You may not be smarter after you read all this but, I swear you might have scratched the surface if you ever wanted to know something about me........