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Dr Beardface

Sex is like air-its no big deal unless your not getting any

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I am me

Ever wonder what a sperm in a tie would look like?
About Me

I'm Klinck, i'm 20 (i am not mature atall, and it kinda annoys me when folk are like "shouldnt you act you age?" fools how can i act any other age to what i am????) If sarcasm is the lowest form of wit then i must be 6 ft under. I'm a lanky bastard who is far too shy, and when i see people who are taller than me i feel quite intimidated (not sure why, actually it's probably because if ur much taller than me then your most likely gona be intimidating), but you wouldnt guess that if you saw me out there when i'm drunk! (thats the shy part not the lanky bit)
Since you're already on my profile you might aswell just add me(unless you are "brittany" from random american city who has "another" site that is soo much better than myspace, if its soo good then stay on it), do you see this button that says " add me " chances are i'm not gona deny you! It turns out that i am a serial drunk singer, not a very good one but i sure do try my best to have the banter!
SnowBombing was awesome, what was up with the randoms asking for pills though?
Bring on december for my 21st Amsterdam here we comeComment me

view em.The Movies

If i was to list them all, you would never bother to read the following list. So i'll just say i like movies

I can be found

I live in the bustling metropolis that is Kintore, but most weekends i will be drunk in Aberdeen ^_^

Movies:

I would list them all but the cupboard is far to full to bother looking at them all

Television:

Anything that either makes me laugh or think

Books:

Man i wish i could be bothered to read

Heroes:

Chuck Norris
Thoughts Why the hell not, just go for it ^_^
I would like A really wooly jumper, kinda like a kangaroo wrapped in a fluffy blanket ^_^

My Blog

Ballater Banter

It was sweet, drove up in the fairly deadly snow. Went off the road coming up to a junction tried to turn left but went straight over the whole thing. But after 2 hours made it ^_^Then proceeded to ge...
Posted by Dr Beardface on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:45:00 PST

Grille

Yes it finally arrived after 2 days of missed deliveries.... My new Grille for my motor ^_^It looks rather tastey now that its on, but it was a bastard to do. I had to peel my wheel arch extensions of...
Posted by Dr Beardface on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:30:00 PST

Meh...

I am sooo bored right now.I'm just gona have a random thought spew session.Argh this actually sucks i cant even begin to think why i'm so bored, dont really know if it has anything to do with work. Al...
Posted by Dr Beardface on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:48:00 PST

The itch O_o

Why the hell does it itch soo much when you give yourself a hair cut???? I find it very odd that it doesnt itch when its long, but as soon as it looks presentable *scratch scratch* constant itch O_O g...
Posted by Dr Beardface on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:53:00 PST

The car

Got some alloy wheels for ma car. Actually got them on thursday night but i've been having too much fun to write about them on here they are soo nice, they make my car look mean. So instead of it loo...
Posted by Dr Beardface on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:51:00 PST

I need help!!

What should i wear for halloween?! ?! ?! ?! Suggestions via comments below or on the profile please...
Posted by Dr Beardface on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

Shikari gig

It was the shit!! Such a good time. Everything about it was awesome except for the huge number of teenie weenies, but that was easy to forget about once it all got going. 'Twas imense
Posted by Dr Beardface on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:31:00 PST

Personality

Eysenck's Test Results Extraversion (57%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individua...
Posted by Dr Beardface on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:48:00 PST

Grrrrrrr!

Yesterday, as i was driving my car across a junction (with traffic lights) where i had right of way. The lights were just turning yellow and there was no chance that i could of stopped at that moment ...
Posted by Dr Beardface on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:56:00 PST

My eyes!!

They feel so sore. Fucking paint fumes, my eyes have been all puffy and red most of the day it looks like i've been smoking a certain substance, but i havent!! Its so much worse atleast if i had i wou...
Posted by Dr Beardface on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:32:00 PST